Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 28, 2023, 08:27:06 AM
699010 Posts in 52408 Topics by 7474 Members
Latest Member: DavidDig Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  Twisted songs « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: Twisted songs  (Read 6450 times)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 0
Posts: 8457

I know where my towel is.

« on: August 13, 2007, 11:18:23 AM »

Songs about animals:

99 Red Baboons - Nena

Achy Breaky Shark - Billy Ray Cyrus

No More Seals - Ozzy Osbourne

Groove to these rocking songs about deities:

Oh Shiva -  Ready for the World

Wake Me Up Before You Cthulhu - Wham!

Odinn on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

I don't know why, just in a silly mood.  I would give money to hear Wham! sing "Wake Me Up Before You Cthulhu" or Nena doing "99 Red Baboons" while trying to keep the general feel of the original songs.

Andrew Borntreger
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1869
Posts: 15511

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 04:23:57 PM »

Songs About Animals
I Just Died On Your Farm Tonight - Cutting Crew
Crazy Guppies - Ozzy Osbourne
Bad Venison - Bon Jovi

Buddhas Got Back - Sir Mix A Lot
Aphrodite Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
The Satan Dance - Men Without Hats
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 05:17:45 PM by The DarkSider » Logged

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 2522
Posts: 14722

A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:05:14 PM »

                               YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE
                               THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 0
Posts: 28547

"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 05:27:51 PM »

 " I'm  running off the rails onna Gravy Train!" Fozzy Fosbourne

  -Sweet Dream's, Macaroni and Cheese,who am I to add Green Pea's,Tuna Fish,pass the pepper,please...everybody's got to eat something.... the Urethmics  Twirling

 A coff A coff A coff - I love you Corned Beef on wheat or rye, oh yeah babY!-Black Rabbith

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber Drool, Drip!
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 758
Posts: 12186

I know Quack-Fu.

« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 10:28:21 PM »

Here's some real songs that are kinda twisted:

"Happy Boy" by The Beat Farmers
"Dead Puppies" by Ogden Edsl
"My Dead Dog Rover" by Hank, Dave, Stu and Hank
"Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang


"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Donít get too close, itís dark inside.
Itís where my demons hide, itís where my demons hide.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 537
Posts: 5278

« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 10:33:21 PM »

Excitable Boy by WARREN ZEVON.

The title character in the song takes a girl to prom, rapes/kills her, builds a house with her bones and gets caught.

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
Pages: [1] Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  Twisted songs « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os∑mo∑sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.