Twisted songs

[Andrew]

Songs about animals:

99 Red Baboons - Nena

Achy Breaky Shark - Billy Ray Cyrus

No More Seals - Ozzy Osbourne


Groove to these rocking songs about deities:

Oh Shiva -  Ready for the World

Wake Me Up Before You Cthulhu - Wham!

Odinn on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie


I don't know why, just in a silly mood.  I would give money to hear Wham! sing "Wake Me Up Before You Cthulhu" or Nena doing "99 Red Baboons" while trying to keep the general feel of the original songs.

[Mr. DS]

Songs About Animals
I Just Died On Your Farm Tonight - Cutting Crew
Crazy Guppies - Ozzy Osbourne
Bad Venison - Bon Jovi

Deities
Buddhas Got Back - Sir Mix A Lot
Aphrodite Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
The Satan Dance - Men Without Hats

[indianasmith]

Weird Al Yankovic - CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO
                               YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE
                               THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[RCMerchant]

 " I'm  running off the rails onna Gravy Train!" Fozzy Fosbourne

  -Sweet Dream's, Macaroni and Cheese,who am I to add Green Pea's,Tuna Fish,pass the pepper,please...everybody's got to eat something.... the Urethmics 

A coff A coff A coff - I love you Corned Beef on wheat or rye, oh yeah babY!-Black Rabbith

[HappyGilmore]

Here's some real songs that are kinda twisted:

"Happy Boy" by The Beat Farmers
"Dead Puppies" by Ogden Edsl
"My Dead Dog Rover" by Hank, Dave, Stu and Hank
"Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang

[Torgo]

Excitable Boy by WARREN ZEVON.

The title character in the song takes a girl to prom, rapes/kills her, builds a house with her bones and gets caught.