Seen at the office

[Dennis]

When I said you could have an office pet, I was thinking of something along the lines of a small puppy.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Well, you know that part about us being equal opportunity employers?  Yeah, it's really biting us in the ass."

[IzzyDedjet]

I see the Orkin man has been slacking again.

[BlackAngel75]

Well, what else would you expect in a corporation? All CEOs are bloodsucking, puss oozing insects.

[Mr. DS]

Asking for a raise was quite unheard of in Mr. Hopper's office.

[Andrew]

Here at Bug-B-Gone pesticides, we take our work seriously.  If our product can kill a one ton grasshopper, just imagine what it will do to the insects you encounter.

[Jack]

Monster:  "You guys got some extra copy paper?"

[flackbait]

Thanks to the new security company bill hired, office theft dropped by 90%.

[TheAtomicAndrew]

Miles away on the streets of Chicago, one giant grasshopper whispers to another, "Jiminy is strong my brother, the infidel will never break him!"

[BlackAngel75]

Bug: Steeeeeeeeeve, the Stevester, the Steve-man makin' copies.  Steve-a-ling-a-ding-dong.

[Flangepart]

The police interrigation was not going well, untill they thretened to pull hoppys legs off with a forklift.

[Yaddo 42]

The gang then realized they would never have enough melted chocolate, and gave up on their exotic candy business dreams.

[jdlarch]

Tom: "When we built this aquarium I thought we would fill it with tropical fish. What the heck is this?"
Theodore: "It's a fish."
Tom: "But it doesn't look like a fish..."
Theodore: "Different kind of fish..."
Tom: "OK, wiseguy. What kind of fish is it?"
Theodore: "The kind you don't f**k with, that's what kind!"

[Mr. DS]

"Don't mind him, he'll go away in about a minute or so."

[JJ80]

The new windowcleaner took a lot of getting used to.....