EXTREME!!! Organized Crime

[Kooshmeister]

Another Hollywood producer dies at the hands of George Lucas for suggesting he stop messing with the Star Wars movies.....

[IzzyDedjet]

Shock and awe were the main emotions when the CEO ended his rant and the other board members realized that he was right.
The hokey pokey really IS what it's all about

[Mr. DS]

US military cuts hit an all time low when they started using ex-Enron executives as bombs.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Why must Lord Ilpalazzo always pull the rope when Excel is in mid-sentence?

[Flangepart]

The great Mafia hitman, Tomazzo "Jack in the box" Massinilli, makes his  move.

[jdlarch]

"You know, we really should fix that...and get a door for the ladie's room."

[BlackAngel75]

President Bush:  How many more reporters and Democrats are gonna keep askin' me if this war was right?

[Mortal Envelope]

The strangest bar in Regan Land

[CheezeFlixz]

6 syllables, first syllable sounds like ....

[Inyarear]

"Hey, maybe this writers' strike is a blessing in disguise!
Maybe we could try doing something original for once!"
"Boska!"

[TheDope]

No longer a welcome part of the gang, the boys pull a "Peter Lawford" on Maurie.

[AndyC]

Although considered an extreme method of curing alcoholism, it was effective for seven out of eight patients.

[Jack]

Ya see, this is why I became an EXTREME gangster.  Back when I was a regular gangster, we'd just shoot guys like that.

[Yaddo 42]

The Rudy Guiliani campaign staff end yet another brainstorming session the same way as all the others.

[soylentgreen]

Secret Agent George Gobel...your efforts to sabotage Lynde and take that center square have failed for the last time. Bwwahahaha!