Britney Spears Bombing At The VMA

[Allhallowsday]

Neither would I. She looks better than some of her colleges. Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, Nelly Fertato ect.......

There's a glowing endorsement.   
ALL of those bring to Mind the following Dorothy Parker quotes"
"Beautyis only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
and
"She looks like something that would eat its young."

  That's funny, Ulthar. 
Like so many young people who reach mega-celebrity status very young, I doubt Britney Spears realized it could all be over before she reached her 25th... I feel sorry for her, but I'm way too old to be interested in her =ahem= "music..."

[CheezeFlixz]

Who's Britney Spears?

That's what "it" means to me.


As far as her screwability goes, I guess if it was late and dark and I have had a few, then yeah I'd do her ... but even plastered I'd wash up quickly afterwards.

[Torgo]

Not to sound like a perv, but I thought that Britney Spears was at her cutest when she was first starting out.  She hadn't whored herself out yet to the level that she would end up doing. 

Yeah, she did bring about that whole exploiting young women thing and the whole jailbait argument but you couldn't find an adult male of almost any age that didn't think that she was really cute when she was first starting out.

But I've always been much more of a Mandy Moore fan myself.  She's actually got talent, she can act and she hasn't flaunted her "goods" to the point that people have gotten sick of her.

[AnubisVonMojo]

But I've always been much more of a Mandy Moore fan myself.  She's actually got talent, she can act and she hasn't flaunted her "goods" to the point that people have gotten sick of her.

My girlfriend shares your taste in women, but she is of the camp who wishes Ms. Moore would flaunt her "goods" at least once. 

[Torgo]

Mandy Moore.   

[Joe the Destroyer]

Saying this with all honestly and not as some anti-Britney fanboy, I really think she just needs to disappear.  It's her time to step off the stage before she makes her E! True Hollywood Story a mini-series.

[IzzyDedjet]

Her bombing was a surprise?

I'm a firm believer that she, Jess Simpson, and most of the pop tarts of today would do the world a favor by getting naked and then getting out of sight and out of mind.
Here's to boobies!

[Mr. DS]

Has anyone seen Sarah Silverman ragging on her?  She called Britney's kids "mistakes". 

[lester1/2jr]

rihanna is like "I'm going out and getting my tubes tied right now"

[Joe the Destroyer]

Who's Britney Spears?

That's what "it" means to me.


As far as her screwability goes, I guess if it was late and dark and I have had a few, then yeah I'd do her ... but even plastered I'd wash up quickly afterwards.

I know what you mean, but I think I would just burn the infected areas.  I don't think I want to be within 2 inches of any place K-Fed has previously been.

[BlackAngel75]

I'm just wondering if any of you guys has seen that creepy weird kid (I thought it was a girl) crying his eyes out screaming "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!"

[RapscallionJones]

I'm just wondering if any of you guys has seen that creepy weird kid (I thought it was a girl) crying his eyes out screaming "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!"

That's not a girl?

I'll admit that I see the links begging me to click on them when I log into my Myspace account but I'm really suspicious of viral video so I rarely bother.

[Mr. DS]

I'm just wondering if any of you guys has seen that creepy weird kid (I thought it was a girl) crying his eyes out screaming "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!"

I think his name is Chris Crocker.  I was watching The Best Week Ever and they were saying he lives with his grandmother in her basement.  One of the comedians got me rolling when he said he was fine with Chris Crocker until he told him to "put the lotion in the basket". 

All in all, the last thing Britney needs now are oddballs defending her.  But it adds so much to the train wreck though. 

[Raffine]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! The House ReMix

Warning! Contains Adult language!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=392biSM6K0M

You're all welcome! 

[Torgo]

I'm just wondering if any of you guys has seen that creepy weird kid (I thought it was a girl) crying his eyes out screaming "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!"

Glen Beck showed it on his show while I was on my dinner break at work.  I thought that it was a girl until someone told me it was a dude.

What a moron. Hope this haunts him for the rest of his life.