Ouch

[Raffine]

That's gonna leave a mark.

[Mr. DS]

Proof of why NASA needs to tighten their alcohol regulations. 

[asimpson2006]

Remember kids, Rockets can hurt the moon.

[Gerry]

Advertising concept art for the new "monocle telescope".

[flackbait]

HOW much gunpowder did you load into the cannon?!?!

[Goji_girl]

It may look like a rocket in a moon, but its a pop can in a pizza!

[IzzyDedjet]

It's all funny 'til someone gets an eye put out.

Then it's freakin hilarious. 

[indianasmith]

Now all the orbiting satellites are gonna call me "Crater face".


Oh wait . . . they already do.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Scientific evidence that the moon bleeds seminal fluids.  Details at 11.

[AndyC]

If you get a foreign object in the eye, try to flush it out with clean water or saline solution. Use an eyecup or small, clean glass positioned with its rim resting on the bone at the base of your eye socket.

[felgekarp]

I always thought it was supposed to be when the moon hits your eye not the other way round.

[Yaddo 42]

The Russian Space Agency still wouldn't apologize for letting Lindsay Lohan pilot the spacecraft on their latest "space tourist" money grab.

China fulfills its plan to go to the moon. The moon was later diagnosed with lead poisoning.

Came back because I'm too stupid to spell "moon" correctly the first time, came back a second time to fix "wouldn't".

[Fausto]

The Joker's vain and evil plot to have his face on the moon was ruined by Batman, with the aid of his special bat rocket.

[Justy]

Good news is we landed on the Moon.
Bad news is we killed it.

[SynapticBoomstick]

The reason NASA had to opt for a staged moon landing.