I see you've brought a little friend...

[sprite75]

I see you brought your little friend on vacation with you, Captain.

[Ash]

"Vash, I want you to rub peanut butter all over me.  Then I want you to spank me and tell me I'm a naughty boy.  Then I want you to read me a bedtime story from this book."

(that tells you how much of a Trek geek I am.  I actually remembered her character's name  )

[warlock92346]

"Oh Jean-Luc, if only you were a real man like kirk!"

[sideorderofninjas]

Quit making jokes about my warp coil injector....

[Flangepart]

"Your phaser has a vibrate setting? Oh, Jeanluc..."

[Draug]

"Did I tell you that Mario is my cousin? He teached me everything about "plumming", just come with me and I'll show you how to prevent a tube from leaking."

[Joe the Destroyer]

"What cute little tent?  I've never gone camping."

[Yaddo 42]

How nice of her to loan Picard a swimsuit when he forgot to pack one.

[Doggett]

                                                             Random Chick
                                                     "Why don't you come back?"

                                                                Picard
                           "I'm sorry, Susan, watching two Klingons getting it on does nothing for me!"

[AndyC]

"Tell me these shorts look gay, will he? Well, Riker's not the only one who can show up with a beard."