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Started by Ash, September 25, 2007, 10:52:06 PM

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Andrew

#15
September 27, 2007, 06:58:46 AM
Go tell mommy that daddy needs a razor.  R A Z O R.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

LilCerberus

#16
September 27, 2007, 01:00:41 PM
This way, it's (technically) not sex.

"You should see the guy who moved into my old cave. He must be a good seven feet tall! And he's redecorated the place with all these dead bodies. I tried to start a conversation with the guy, but he just kept goin' eegaheegaheegah."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Khaz

#17
September 27, 2007, 01:54:21 PM
Don't step right there.... Hey! What did you expect? I'm a space monkey.. at least i didn't throw it at you...
I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning

Inyarear

#18
September 28, 2007, 10:30:13 PM

♫Don't stand so...♫
♫Don't stand so...♫
♫Don't stand so close to me!♫

jdlarch

#19
October 01, 2007, 11:24:24 PM
Mrs. Fish: Well, you demanded we get a TV so now we have those stupid looking antennae.
Mr. Fish: I just wanted to watch the game. What I don't understand is what you wanted with a pet gorilla?! What the heck is that all about?
Mrs. Fish: Hey, that was the best $450 we ever spent! Look at us; we're going places...meeting people...oh, hello little girl! SEE?!
Mr. Fish: But now we don't have any room with his head stuck in here!
Mrs. Fish: Oh, that's just like you..you get the TV you wanted and still find something to complain about!
Mr. Fish: Sigh!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

Dr. Whom

#20
October 17, 2007, 05:44:02 AM
Never mind that now, just get the can opener from the car!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

BlackAngel75

#21
October 18, 2007, 02:27:13 AM
Girl: Your wife, Mrs. Bush, wants you home now, sir
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Justy

#22
November 24, 2007, 10:53:56 AM
Sir, not even Ed Wood would sink so low. You fail.
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Javakoala

#23
June 19, 2009, 09:14:45 PM



♫Do you know the way to San Jose?♫

Flangepart

#24
June 24, 2009, 02:46:09 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 19, 2009, 09:14:45 PM



Will you STOP trying to put your cloths in my helmet!? What am I to you, a laundrymat?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

sprite75

#25
June 25, 2009, 01:31:58 AM


When Captain Solo refused to help him get the helmet off after warning him that he'd just get his head stuck in it Chewbacca turned to the only other person nearby.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

NelsonRage

#26
June 25, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
" Oh, hello little girl, I am a friendly ROBOT-Gorilla from the planet Pedophilia. Would you like to take a walk with me,  I have plenty of candy in my spaceship?"
"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

ChuckSplatt

#27
June 25, 2009, 07:52:57 PM
"Daddy! 'Told ya that little TV shell is too small for your furry head.

Gosh darn it, it's REALLY STUCK on your head.

I'll return with a sledgehammer and blowtorch so we can remove it."

AndyC

#28
June 28, 2009, 07:03:52 AM
A young Aryan girl confronts the evil Russian bear in what is perhaps the most bizarre propaganda film produced by Joseph Goebbels.
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