Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine

[Andrew]

"Look, I am an American lawman!  Fear me!"

[indianasmith]

A FAREWELL TO ARMS on LSD.

[IzzyDedjet]

Sure.  Just turn around and I'll get that nasty ol' itch for ya.  Just leave it to me.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Yeah, just wait until you see what my tongue does!

[Shadow]

"This cheap generic viagra doesn't always work the way I want it to."

[BlackAngel75]

Little did they know, Dhalism had a floundering movie career before Street Fighter2.

[Yaddo 42]

Do you know how hard it is to shop for shirts with these? Do you? Do you?

[Jack]

Yes, it IS to compensate for a lack of size in other areas.  There, I have said it!  Are you happy now?

[Mr. DS]

You think you have it bad, you should meet my tailor. 

[AndyC]

Reed Richards messes up what would be an otherwise perfect disguise

[jdlarch]

See what happens when you stick your arm into one of those vacuum thingies at the bank drive through?? SEE??!!

[Justy]

From the pages of DC Comics... Bollywood Plasticman!

[Flangepart]

Have you ever tried to wipe with arms this long? Its not possable, I tell you, not possable!

[AndyC]

"A choking victim! This looks like a job for Heimlich Man!"

[SynapticBoomstick]

Man to left: There's no way you don't have something up your sleeve, villain!