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Started by trekgeezer, October 03, 2007, 10:45:29 AM

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trekgeezer

October 03, 2007, 10:45:29 AM


Okay guys, I can barely look at this without laughing, so I'm unable to think of anything that would make it funnier.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Mr. DS

#1
October 03, 2007, 11:32:02 AM
Oh Mr. Sulu how I miss you when you're away. 
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IzzyDedjet

#2
October 03, 2007, 12:26:18 PM
McCoy told me this would happen if I screwed with too many blue women.

Khaz

#3
October 03, 2007, 04:30:12 PM
puff puff "ok, got the probe. Managed to get my clothes back, now I gotta get out of this bald guy's closet" -from the lost episode"planet deliverance"
I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning

Shadow

#4
October 03, 2007, 05:30:58 PM
"Now we'll see how well Yeoman Rand handles the Captain's log!"
Shadow
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Andrew

#5
October 03, 2007, 07:45:01 PM
"Scotty, I need you to beam me up, but first tell me this:  is there any chance that an inanimate object could be fused with living tissue during teleportation?"

*PAUSE*

"Was that a 'Maybe?'"
Andrew Borntreger
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sideorderofninjas

#6
October 03, 2007, 10:51:12 PM
I don't have a hairy wookie, but a peterified tribble in my pants!!!
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"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

The Burgomaster

#7
October 04, 2007, 05:38:03 AM
"As God is my witness . . . I'll never be hungry again."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

AndyC

#8
October 04, 2007, 05:42:27 AM
Given enough time, the crew would notice telltale signs that Dr. Janice Lester was still inhabiting the captain's body.
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Dennis

#9
October 04, 2007, 08:14:56 AM
Spock, where are the batteries ?

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Andrew

#10
October 04, 2007, 04:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 04, 2007, 05:38:03 AM
"As God is my witness . . . I'll never be hungry again."

One of the more disturbing captions that I've read.  Hats off to you, sir.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

AndyC

#11
October 04, 2007, 05:59:06 PM
"How was I supposed to know giant androids were so brittle!?"
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KyroBesran

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October 06, 2007, 08:58:54 AM
Quote from: trekgeezer on October 03, 2007, 10:45:29 AM


"I'll never make fun of Gene Roddenberry again."

Yaddo 42

#13
October 07, 2007, 05:27:07 AM
Captain Kirk proves why he wins the Milton Berle Memorial "Just Enough to Win" Challenge year after year.

What d'ya know? Shatner really is Jewish.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

BlackAngel75

#14
October 08, 2007, 12:52:58 AM
Quote from: trekgeezer on October 03, 2007, 10:45:29 AM


This is a blooper clip from a special lost episode of Star Trek, where the special guest was Thing from the Fantastic Four
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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