Medusa

[Mortal Envelope]

Medusa: "can you get that spotlight out of my eyes please?  thanks!"

[Yaddo 42]

Lynn Cheney's always been an easy target for me (not a fan), I had to avoid making a joke about her book Sisters. Thanks for taking the joke in the spirit of fun it was meant.

Back to the jokes:

Lindsey Lohan in 2017.

[Inyarear]

"Good work, Osama. Here's the first of the seventy-two."
"Uh, is it too late to change religions?"

[soylentgreen]

Tonight on The Factor, right after talking points, Anne Coulter.

                     ...and later

we talk with Michele Malkin.

[Flangepart]

Hillary Clinton : First lady, Senator, and spokes model for Larry's Reptile farm and house of spackle.

[Justy]

Can somebody please explain to me why giant scorpions didn't start sprouting up after my head was cut off but only when I was stabbed in the head? I still can't figure that out. It's kinda weird. Really.

[Terf]

The zombie version of Sarah Jessica Parker

[retrorussell]

Okay, you've had 3 shots of Wild Turkey, a fifth of Crown Royal, a Scotch and 4 beers.  DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE YET???

[paula]

Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!


"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes."

um....you caught me before putting on makeup!  thanks, how am I going to live this down?