Golden Globe double feature

trekgeezer · October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM

Gee Steve I know you like me, but would you please get your hand off my ass.

I don't know what the hell it is. Got any ideas Tom?

Joe the Destroyer · October 26, 2007, 02:05:48 PM

Bottom:

Told you Tom! It's 100 proof!

Flangepart · October 26, 2007, 04:57:01 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM
Marty, your eyebrows are scareing me.

Now thats one impressive vibrator. Do the batteries go here?

sideorderofninjas · October 26, 2007, 10:53:54 PM

Top: "You're teeth as so very white. My eyes are transfixed on them..."

Bottom: Most Celebrated Double Chin that Cannot be Hidden..."Congrats, Warren.."

Mr. DS · October 27, 2007, 08:06:36 PM

Warren And Tom: Eat your heart out Tom. I am the first winner of the lifetime achievement award when it comes to boning chicks.

Yaddo 42 · October 28, 2007, 01:15:07 PM

Top: Steven: For my next trick, I'll drink a glass of water while Marty here sings.

Bottom: Wait this says "Pia Zadora"!!!

AndyC · October 29, 2007, 06:21:57 AM

Top: "Whoops, that's the last time I eat beans before an awards ceremony. Wait, are there supposed to be lumps?"

Bottom: "Made in Taiwan"
or
"Hey Warren, ever thought of doing a sequel where you play both Dick Tracy and Pruneface?"

Mortal Envelope · October 29, 2007, 11:35:13 AM

Well $h!t ta bed! It's better than gettin a Woody Award!

jdlarch · September 28, 2008, 02:08:57 AM

Top: ...and that's how they dance in prison.

Or:

...and the doctor says, "You have a huge boil on your ass." and I says, "Boil, what boil? That's a tattoo of my mother-in-law's face!" Heh heh! Take my wife, please!! ba-dum-bum

Bottom: "I can't believe I just sh!t this thing!" "Yeah, I would wash my hands at this point... Hey how did it get in your a$$ in the first place?"

AndyC · September 28, 2008, 10:03:24 AM

"The mustache came off your Groucho glasses."

and

"Award...too...heavy...can barely.....hold...up."

Mr. DS · September 28, 2008, 02:52:50 PM

Quote from: Cap'n Trek on October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM

Tom (as Forrest Gump): "Thats a nice award. I've won lotsa awards. Matter of fact if I think back...I bet I can remember my first award."

sprite75 · September 28, 2008, 07:41:59 PM

I just broke wind.
I know. I'm about five seconds away from passing out.

Pretty impressive looking dildo, huh Tom.
You bet. Wonder what my wife would think of that?

CheezeFlixz · September 29, 2008, 12:52:01 AM

What the hell ... Made in China???

AndyC · September 29, 2008, 08:04:47 AM

"It says, twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet."

Flangepart · September 29, 2008, 11:27:23 AM

Quote from: Cap'n Trek on October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM
Your eyebrows have GOT to be in my next Sci-Fi epic.

Hey, who knew Black and decker made awards too?

Golden Globe double feature

Joe the Destroyer