Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant

[Andrew]

This movie caused me distress, so:

"You call this wine?"

[Mr. DS]

Dude, my urine is disolving the glass.  Is that normal?

[Gwangi]

Dude, I didn't know Rogaine was made from hair juice.

[sideorderofninjas]

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?.....

[TheDope]

Can I have a beer with my chaser?

[indianasmith]

Can you use this urine sample to locate our shirts?

[BlackAngel75]

I swear, man this is my sample.  What makes you think otherwise?

[Inyarear]

He leaves his DNA at every place he stays;
So don't drink what you think is apple juice,
Or eat the mayonnaise.

[JaseSF]

Whoa dude! This looks like it would balance nicely on your head.

[CheezeFlixz]

"So you promise, if I drink this it will put hair on my chest?"

[Mr. DS]

I hope this place isn't like Cheers where everybody knows your name. 

[Caronte]

You can leave your hat on...

[AndyC]

"Is this where I audition for the all-nude Doctor Who stage musical?"

[Yaddo 42]

You mean if I drink this I don't have to go back to the Group W bench?

[jdlarch]

You can leave your hat on...

(continued in Bostonian accent) But if you have a hat on for more than 4 hours you gotta see a doctor.