John Vernon and a Killer Klown

[Draug]

"Yeah, you like that, don't you? Just wait till I use both my hands."

or this:

Sheriff: "Hooly jeebs, it really IS true what they say about guys with big feet."
Klown: "Mmmhmmmmmm.........."

[Mr. DS]

Circus Circus, you're just a big lump of lovable aren't ya!

[Magnus]

On behalf of the department of homeland security, I will have to give you a full cavity search. 

[warlock92346]

You're looking HOT tonight baby, what do you say we get outta here, just you and me back at my place.

[JJ80]

Darn students, I'm going to have to lug this all the way back to the crazy golf course by myself!

[WingedSerpent]

I could just get lost in thse eyes...

[Ash]

(loud sound of a rubber glove being snapped on)

"Alright Klowny...  Bend over and spread 'em!"

[asimpson2006]

John While getting ready to start the prostate exam. "So do you like Bran muffins?

[AndyC]

"I've got you clowns on double secret probation."

[Terf]

"So let me guess this straight. You got high with your friends - who are white - and they pulled some 'borderline gay sh*t to you by solidifying you inside this costume. Dammit, son, don't you ever watch Dave Chapelle?!"

[Bah]