This Island Earth

[SynapticBoomstick]

I'll stop hitting you when you let go of my friggin' eye

[Leah]

Ahhh, Spontaneous Alien Appearance, Funded by the Drug Dealers!

[theoutlawtorn]

"B4! This song again!"

"Sorry!"

"You know what Bizarre Love Triangle does to me!"

[Leah]

Look, I'm sorry, I was just wondering why your testicles were on your head, that's all, I swear!

[AndyC]

Zyblor gets extremely peeved when humans mistake him for Linc Hayes.

[venomx]

Man: Get off me assface! Damn!

Woman: Assface, stop it please!

[retrorussell]

Man: Hey, that's NOT how to play Twister!  You get on the ground like I am!
Alien: I'm sorry.. I'm just no good at this game.
Woman: It's okay baby.  We'll give charades a try.