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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: October 03, 2007, 05:49:29 AM »

Just beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated!
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 11:30:11 AM »

Tonight on Monday Night Raw, its Kevin Bacon vs. Sgt. Slaughter in a dance off. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 12:32:04 PM »

Hollywood goof #435

The sound guys accidentally switched the sound track from Saturday Night Fever with the video of Mr. Binks Cha cha lessons.
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 02:17:54 PM »

"If looks could kill, then let's give Richard Greico a mirror" - Dennis Miller

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 05:49:52 AM »

"One two three four. I declare a fart war."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 08:32:51 AM »

Sumo wrestling became the new offical sport of France.
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 10:33:07 AM »

Should you drop the soap, son, this is the position you want to assume. Don't try to fight it!
Bad Movie Lover

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2007, 11:12:06 AM »

Prince's challenge to Jesse Ventura in Minnesota's primaries ended rather badly.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2007, 08:14:54 AM »

Dr Phil decided next season to take on his guests and wrestle them into submission
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2007, 08:17:07 PM »

I think I saw this episode of Club MTV.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 12:59:25 PM »

(To the sound of cheesy drum machine)

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 05:20:58 PM »

"Ladies and gentlemen! Now the moment you've all been waiting for...the world-famous Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Contest!"
"...It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished 'em well..."

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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