Supermen

[trekgeezer]

"Hey, how come your S is bigger than my S!"

[AndyC]

Here we see old Superman and new Superman heat visioning each other's genitals to see who will be the first to flinch.

[Mr. DS]

You thinking what I'm thinking...LOIS SANDWICH BABY!

[AndyC]

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah, let's go beat the crap out of Tom Welling."

[Justy]

I see that your shwartz is as big as mine.

[Mr. DS]

Dude wheres my car?

[TheDope]

So...tag-team on Margot Kidder or Kate Bosworth?

[sideorderofninjas]

George Reeves sent you far away from a dying planet?  ME too!!!!

[CheezeFlixz]

I told you to call me before you left, now I feel like such a dork wearing the same outfit... god we look like Jr High girls!

[Flangepart]

Dude. That version make you look SO Castro district.

[AndyC]

Hmmm, in twenty years I'll get skinnier, and develop a comb-over. Could be worse, I guess.

[BlackAngel75]

Reeves' Superman: So, does your Luthor acts like a dick like mine does?

[Cotexman]

That outfit makes you look so gay, unlike mine.

[Terf]

The two Supermans use heat vision against each other to see which one uses the most padding.


OR


"Dude, you are totally gay. I just saw your bulge move!"

"Don't BS me, man! The same thing is happening to you!
Let's just move away from each other and never speak of this."

[richjr37]

"You take the east side,i'll go west. first one to find the items on his list wins the scavenger hunt.