USS VD: Ship of Shame

[sprite75]

If you're going to use whiskey to wash down your private parts, how about using something like Kessler's - that'll burn the skin off the ol' shaft.

[Thee Dr.]

Guys can douche?  I don't even wanna know...

[Peter]

I saw this film at an art-house theater in West L.A. back in the 1970s. The highlight for my girlfriend-of-the-day and me was when the sixtysomething woman sitting in the row in front of us shouted during the short-arm inspection (I assume that's the censored bit), "My God, there's not a Jew aboard this ship!" Both the film and that line are true classics.

[Trevor]

I think it's movies like this one: no - specifically this one - that have kept me celibate for the past nine years. 

[Trevor]

VD is nothing to clap about! OH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

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[Parralax view]

Ha!! I still have a 1969 Cruise book from USS Constellation which features various pictures of everyday life on a carrier, one is the sick call line.  More faces are turned away from the camera and others are in obvious burning pain...No, we all have colds......