The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[indianasmith]

Spent the morning running my church's annual Easter Egg hunt, spent the afternoon on my own kind of Easter Egg hunt . . .
I like my eggs pointy!!!

The round thing is a 1926 Mercury Dime I found on the same site!

[Leah]

Pole land, the land of poles

Wait, I thought it would be the land of tacos.

And I think it's time to cut off Texas from the US, since Being rich means you can get away with murder.

[Josso]

Perhaps some of the older chaps here can tell me: what happened to the handshake? I remember growing up you have firm handshakes now it's like someone is barely holding your hand. Perhaps the fist bump will become the greeting.

[indianasmith]

Pole land, the land of poles

Wait, I thought it would be the land of tacos.

And I think it's time to cut off Texas from the US, since Being rich means you can get away with murder.

Trust me, everyone I know down here is just as outraged about that case.  WHAT IDIOT JURY BOUGHT SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE????

[Trevor]

Pole land, the land of poles

Wait, I thought it would be the land of tacos.

And I think it's time to cut off Texas from the US, since Being rich means you can get away with murder.

Trust me, everyone I know down here is just as outraged about that case.  WHAT IDIOT JURY BOUGHT SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE????

Ag no: what the hell is that judge thinking? I will affluenza his backside. 

[Bushma]

That's one of the things I really hate about this country. If you have money and/or celebrity you can get away with nearly anything.

[indianasmith]

That being said, OJ Simpson IS in jail!

[LilCerberus]

*&%$#@! Turns out, Jodorowsky's Dune won't be playing anywhere in my town. 

[Rev. Powell]

*&%$#@! Turns out, Jodorowsky's Dune won't be playing anywhere in my town. 

Look into a new invention called "DVD." 

[ER]

Today's 100% Actual Lunchtime Conversation With My Friend Mandy

Mandy: "So we were in Dallas last week and there was a crowd gathered around a man sitting on some steps. Turns out this street faith healer connected to the W.V. Grant Ministries was telling everyone he could make the man's shorter left leg grow and cure his back pain. So we watched and sure enough the leg appeared to get longer. After the crowd moved on I asked the faith healer what I thought was an entirely logical question."

Me: "Oh, yeah, what was that?"

Mandy: "Couldn't you use that same technique to lengthen the male member?"

Me: "Yeah, cool, what'd he say?"

Mandy: " 'Jesus doesn't do that kind of stuff.' "

Me: "That's a shame."

Mandy: "Definitely."

Girl Talk 101.

[LilCerberus]

When a fish urinates, Do they see it as the social equivalent of cutting a fart?

[LilCerberus]

  What does IHAS mean?

[JaseSF]

Wonder if Godzilla has anything living on him given his immense size...and if so, wouldn't it also be radioactive?

[LilCerberus]

Wonder if Godzilla has anything living on him given his immense size...and if so, wouldn't it also be radioactive?

Well, in Godzilla 1985, he had giant fleas.

[lester1/2jr]

Married...with genitalia