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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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LilCerberus

Board Op-ing for today's episode of PRI's The World.

A British immigration attorney is saying that in modern England, Paddington Bear would be facing six months in jail & deportation for illegal entry, & The Brown Family would be facing fourteen years in prison for harboring an unauthorized immigrant...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

lester1/2jr

I'm okay with starting Christmas a little early. I don't like how they start election one day after the last one though

cqmorrell

So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   :buggedout:

akiratubo

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

lester1/2jr


Jack

I drank too much last night and felt pretty cruddy today.  I'm gonna drink tonight just to double-check if I get the same result tomorrow. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Josso

Post 404

I woke up at at 4:04 the other morning and immediately thought "error, sleep not found"

Jack

I was behind the slowest person in the world at Walgreens this morning.  First she had to get all 5 items out of her cart, which was quite a procedure.  Of course she dropped one on the floor and had to bend the huge spherical body all the way over to pick it up.  Then the girl asked her for her balance rewards card...egads, they could have issued her a new one in less time than it took for her to dig it out of her purse.  Then of course came the money, still sealed in the envelope she got from the bank.  Having never encountered an envelope before that was another huge job.  She had to count each bill out individually and then she wanted all her change in $1 bills.

It's about 20 feet from the checkout to the door and I'd completed my purchase and left while she was still waddling towards the door.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Bushma

Quote from: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   :buggedout:

Last night I was playing World of Tanks  with my headset on. Over the sound of stuff exploding I heard a fart. I turned around and found my dog squsquirting chocolate on the rug. It smelled horrible and took for ever to clean up. I had to shampoo the rug.
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?

Trevor

Quote from: Bushma on December 07, 2014, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
So, I was napping on the couch this morning and was awakened by one of our cats using the litterbox. The "aroma" was so foul it instantly woke me up and sent me dashing out of the room for fresh air ...   :buggedout:

Last night I was playing World of Tanks  with my headset on. Over the sound of stuff exploding I heard a fart. I turned around and found my dog squsquirting chocolate on the rug. It smelled horrible and took for ever to clean up. I had to shampoo the rug.

Take comfort in the fact that I didn't pay either of you a visit: the aroma would have been.... umm... interesting.  :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

Ya know...finding 'cat sick' on the porch Sat. night...no so bad, compared to what ya'll had to clean up. Thanks!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

WingedSerpent

Thanks to some recent signings in the UFC, it will be possible that an American Gladiator, A professional wrestler, and a power ranger will be able to battle it out.  So many  debates form the 90's  are going to be answered.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Jack

Oh wonderful, my book of Christmas carols arranged for guitar should arrive sometime between January 6 - 19.   :lookingup:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Leah

yeah no.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.