The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

I just found out there are different classes & waves of UV blacklights, each with their own set of uses...

[Jack]

Attention manufacturers:  just because plastic sort of looks like metal, it's not actually as strong.  Shocking news I know, but true.  For instance, if you have a $100 chair and you put a two cent plastic part right at a stress bearing joint, it will fall apart within six months.  On the other hand if you used a fifty cent metal part, it would last a lifetime.  People are willing to pay $100.48 for a chair that will last a lifetime, as opposed to a $100 piece of rubbish.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[indianasmith]

Loved the Republican debates yesterday!
So many strong contenders, I sincerely hope one of them will send Trump to the dump.
What a classless guy.

[ER]

I tell you you've not lived life to the fullest til you've worried over a sick child, sat up half the night with him while he gets worse and worse, rushed him to the hospital with a 104 fever, felt wordless agony that drags terror from the pit of your soul, and finally returned home with him the next morning, seeing him bright-eyed and back to his usual devilish self. What other experience in life contains those highs and lows?

[indianasmith]

Been there, done that - in stereo!! LOL

One time Rachel threw up blood and we called the ambulance and rode clear over to Dallas to find out she'd had a nosebleed in her sleep.

[Leah]

Well I was a worried wart early Thursday morning when my dad went to the hospital for intense pain. It was a 4 cm Kidney Stone. I was up all night when they left (12:15) to when they came back (4:30) and stayed up worried when it was a kidney stone.

[indianasmith]

976 posts till Krakenhood! 

My goal is to make it by Christmas

[LilCerberus]

Aaannnd, now I just discovered there are a dozen different grades of infra red filters...

...And the one I already have isn't really infra red, it's just red. 

[Jack]

A group of birds is called a flock.
A group of wolves is called a pack.
A group of kids is called a migraine.

[ER]

Ever have one of those days where you look forward to a concert for six months, seeing the band that was just about the soundtrack of your teen years even if they do sort of make you miss an old friend who tragically died, whom your husband just loves hearing you reminisce about (not), and so you go and as fate would have it you sit in front of hard-core stoners and they smoke like crazy non-stop, one joint after another, just chain smoking total sativa leap-weed, and their smoke makes you get paranoid and get creeped out that somebody is going to grab you from behind, so you keep turning around and looking back and do it so much the people behind you get rude, especially the five-foot tall chick with dreads and an attitude who won't shut thee heck up, and is all like why are you fugging looking at us, quit fugging looking at us, what's your fugging problem, and you can't help it you keep doing it, keep looking backward because you're as sure as sure can be that somebody is going to grab you from behind, you're just sure it's going to happen, this marijuana is making you go out of your head with an insane idee fixe that you are on the verge of getting abducted, it makes you so distracted with illogical certainty that someone is going to drag you away you while you aren't looking that you can't even concentrate on the music, you HAVE to keep looking behind you every few seconds, like you're going to catch some would-be abductor in the act, and words get said, very rude words of the husband-and-boyfriend-must-respond variety, and next thing you know people are getting shoved, punches are getting thrown, and cops come over and make you leave the concert you paid just an incredible amount of money to see and really looked forward to and you don't even have the excuse of being young and dumb? No? Um, er, ...me either. Ahem.

[indianasmith]

Oh my.  I am sorry - I know you were really looking forward to this.

Moral of the story:  Weed is bad news.

[Jack]

We'd probably turn around and say "Mind if we have some?"

[Newt]

We'd probably turn around and say "Mind if we have some?"

...but they were already 'sharing'.

[claws]

So I back-handed and open-handed b***h-slapped this annoying fly in mid-air several times, even slapping it down hard to the floor twice. Yet it comes back for more. If this fly had bones they would be all broken by now. Amazing how these pests are resistance to physical blows.

[ER]

So that's what it's like to come here and post stoned!