The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

I want you to stay away from animals !

That one was asking for it. You saw how slutty she was dressed and that f**k-me eye makeup. You don't dress like a hooker unless you're looking for action, DS just gave her what she wanted.

[BTM]

Ever notice that a lot of the character you find really funny in TV shows and movies are people you probably wouldn't want to be around in real life?

[LilCerberus]

Ever notice that a lot of the character you find really funny in TV shows and movies are people you probably wouldn't want to be around in real life?

In that case, I should be in every movie. 

[BTM]

The company that provides my phone and internet services has had a ton of commercials on the air of late offering a really kickass deal...to first time subscribers.

[Jack]

Anybody ever gone through one of those doors that says "Authorized Personnel Only"?  I've always imagined there must be really cool stuff on the other side.

[Doggett]

The only reason aliens come here is to either to greet us or eat us...

Be scared...

[Saucerman]

The only reason aliens come here is to either to greet us or eat us...

Be scared...

Or lay eggs in us!

[Mr. DS]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

I want you to stay away from animals !

That one was asking for it. You saw how slutty she was dressed and that f**k-me eye makeup. You don't dress like a hooker unless you're looking for action, DS just gave her what she wanted.

Thank you Ghouck.  Did you get your autographed copy in the mail yet?

[ghouck]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

I want you to stay away from animals !

That one was asking for it. You saw how slutty she was dressed and that f**k-me eye makeup. You don't dress like a hooker unless you're looking for action, DS just gave her what she wanted.

Thank you Ghouck.  Did you get your autographed copy in the mail yet?

Yes, but you forgot to poke holes in the box and it suffocated in transit. No problem though, I just use a light bulb or a curling iron to get it warm inside and I can't even tell it's dead.

[Doggett]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

I want you to stay away from animals !

That one was asking for it. You saw how slutty she was dressed and that f**k-me eye makeup. You don't dress like a hooker unless you're looking for action, DS just gave her what she wanted.

Thank you Ghouck.  Did you get your autographed copy in the mail yet?

Yes, but you forgot to poke holes in the box and it suffocated in transit. No problem though, I just use a light bulb or a curling iron to get it warm inside and I can't even tell it's dead.

EEEEWWWW....

NASTY !

[Psycho Circus]

Anybody ever gone through one of those doors that says "Authorized Personnel Only"?  I've always imagined there must be really cool stuff on the other side.

Yes......and then no. 

[Doggett]

Even though ghouck was kidding, it wasn't too far off from what I saw...

[Saucerman]

I can't believe the company that makes Mountain Dew didn't release a Mountain Dew flavor tied in with the new Transformers, called "Mountain Dew: Energon."

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It warms my heart to know that the practice of "motorboating" between women's breasts dates back at least to the 1800s, possibly predating the motor boat. 

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I'm going to have to put my girlfriend in a Flashman Half-Nelson (and karma to those who get the reference) first chance I get. 

[lester1/2jr]

it was called steamboating back then

[Doggett]

it was called steamboating back then

If it is what I think it is, then I'm scared to write it down.

I mean, ghouck got his gif taken away from him...and it was only a woman sucking on a sentance...