The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[BTM]

Sometimes I think I'm still not ready to be an adult.

[Jack]

Still haven't gotten my Killer Shrews DVD, which supposedly shipped on August 18.  Now a video game I odered from Amazon was supposed to arrive yesterday, but hasn't.  It wouldn't be so suspicious if not for the fact that my mail carrier has a proven track record of incompetence.  I may have to lay the smackdown on that idiot.  Again.

[Doggett]

I am not going salsa dancing !

[Newt]

Sometimes I think I'm still not ready to be an adult.

Who is?  Fake it when you have to.  I figure that is what most of us are doing.  

[Mr. DS]

I am not going salsa dancing !

Yes we are.  Go upstairs right now, put on your leotard and lets go.

[hellbilly]

TombStone Original Pizza (4 Meat) is even better with added extra cheese and drizzled with olive oil.

[Doggett]

I just had an important talk about the relationship....





I don't want to have one of those talks again, they're scary...

[3mnkids]

Sometimes I think I'm still not ready to be an adult.

yeah, its way overrated   

[Jack]

I just had an important talk about the relationship....

I don't want to have one of those talks again, they're scary...

She made you sit through musicals, AND you got a relationship talk too?  See, this is why most people take up drinking...

[ghouck]

I just had an important talk about the relationship....

I don't want to have one of those talks again, they're scary...

You kids have so much to learn. Here's what you gotta do:

Put on a black pair of Levi's and a Black Sabbath t-shirt. Grow a 3-day beard and don't shower during that time. Get a tattoo of a chick with big boobs and no shirt on your forearm and one of those wallets on a chain. Get yourself either a cool musclecar or a cool motorcycle, make sure it's LOUD. If it's a car, make sure both the engine AND the stereo are loud. Show up at her house at about 11:00 at night, and in your best DMX voice say "Baby, you be The Dogg's girl, and The Dogg is gonna take you places. I'm gonna take you for some wings and drinks, so put on something nice and get in my ride. I love you baby, but that don't mean I won't get my pimp hand after yo' ass, but sometime love is a tough thang. There be a million ladies wantin' to git wit The Dogg, but I chose YOU. That don't mean I can't un-choose yo' fine ass, but you keep lookin' fine and being sexy, and I'll TAKE YOU TO THE MUTHAf**kIN' MOON!".

Make it a point to flirt with the waitress just a little, and make her pay for dinner. Trust me, it's 100% fool-proof.

Just a helpful tip from your uncle Greg.

[Psycho Circus]

I just had an important talk about the relationship....

I don't want to have one of those talks again, they're scary...

You kids have so much to learn. Here's what you gotta do:

Put on a black pair of Levi's and a Black Sabbath t-shirt. Grow a 3-day beard and don't shower during that time. Get a tattoo of a chick with big boobs and no shirt on your forearm and one of those wallets on a chain. Get yourself either a cool musclecar or a cool motorcycle, make sure it's LOUD. If it's a car, make sure both the engine AND the stereo are loud. Show up at her house at about 11:00 at night, and in your best DMX voice say "Baby, you be The Dogg's girl, and The Dogg is gonna take you places. I'm gonna take you for some wings and drinks, so put on something nice and get in my ride. I love you baby, but that don't mean I won't get my pimp hand after yo' ass, but sometime love is a tough thang. There be a million ladies wantin' to git wit The Dogg, but I chose YOU. That don't mean I can't un-choose yo' fine ass, but you keep lookin' fine and being sexy, and I'll TAKE YOU TO THE MUTHAf**kIN' MOON!".

Make it a point to flirt with the waitress just a little, and make her pay for dinner. Trust me, it's 100% fool-proof.

Just a helpful tip from your uncle Greg.

Listen to your uncle Dogg!  That was awesome...

[Doggett]

"Baby, you be The Dogg's girl, and The Dogg is gonna take you places. I'm gonna take you for some wings and drinks, so put on something nice and get in my ride. I love you baby, but that don't mean I won't get my pimp hand after yo' ass, but sometime love is a tough thang. There be a million ladies wantin' to git wit The Dogg, but I chose YOU. That don't mean I can't un-choose yo' fine ass, but you keep lookin' fine and being sexy, and I'll TAKE YOU TO THE MUTHAf**kIN' MOON!".

Yeah, that'll work !  



I think the talk went well.
She was cross not angry at me for ruining a moment.

This wasn't even a face to face talk, we had it on the MSN...you would've thought that would make it easier, but it didn't.

[Psycho Circus]

This wasn't even a face to face talk, we had it on the MSN...you would've thought that would make it easier, but it didn't.

Oh christ...

[Doggett]

This wasn't even a face to face talk, we had it on the MSN...you would've thought that would make it easier, but it didn't.

Oh christ...

It can be a struggle, mate.

Face to face and on the phone she's fine...but that MSN...I don't know what it does to her but it scares the heck outta me !

[Psycho Circus]

This wasn't even a face to face talk, we had it on the MSN...you would've thought that would make it easier, but it didn't.

Oh christ...

It can be a struggle, mate.

Face to face and on on the phone she's fine...but that MSN...I don't know what it does to her but it scares the heck outta me !

I've been there man, an bought the bloodsoaked t-shirt. 

Anyway, I'm off to watch "They Live".