The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Leah]

Looking through my junk e-mail.  I won half a million Euros from one place, and a million and a half dollars from someplace else  

Well then you are doing better than me; after sifting through my junk e-mail, all i learned was that i apparently have a problem with male stamina...

Well, I got £850,000 from S. Danko @ gmail  

I can one up you circus- $945,382 from one of my few pen pals from Montana!

[Mr. DS]

Well its snowing out...this kind of came out of nowhere seeing the other day it was around 60 degrees out.

[Sister Grace]

my screen looks all blurry and the keys are running together....yep; typical saturday night in.

[Fausto]

My fat ass cat jumped on my laptop, and broke the space bar and m keys off. Goddamnit!

How does one go about fixing something like that?

[Cthulhu]

Did you noticed that in Santa claus conquers the martians a newspaper headline says:"Santa was kidnaped by martians!"?

[Psycho Circus]

Today has been one of the greatest Sundays ever! I got up early, I've showered, I've cleaned, written more crap for my blog, watched some DVDs, listening to some vinyl and had a visit from my father. No police, no pesky holligans, no bad weather and it's still only 6pm! 

[Mr. DS]

S to the I to the M to the P...SIMP Squirrels In My Pants...

[Newt]

S to the I to the M to the P...SIMP Squirrels In My Pants...

Whoa: there was actually squirrels in her pants.  Duuude.

[Mr. DS]

S to the I to the M to the P...SIMP Squirrels In My Pants...

Whoa: there was actually squirrels in her pants.  Duuude.

We just got served.

[Newt]

S to the I to the M to the P...SIMP Squirrels In My Pants...

Whoa: there was actually squirrels in her pants.  Duuude.

We just got served.

I'm getting used to it.   

[SPazzo]

My fat ass cat jumped on my laptop, and broke the space bar and m keys off. Goddamnit!

How does one go about fixing something like that?

External keyboard.

But seriously, you might be able to just pop them back in.  Sometimes that works.

[Joe the Destroyer]

I've been behind on my research into the Faster, p***ycat! Kill! Kill! remake.  I've heard Tarantino is doing it...

...

...with Brittney Spears?  I almost ran outside and yelled at the top of my lungs, but it's almost 2 AM in Spokane.  Say it ain't so!  Someone tell me what I read was a rotten rumor that's been debunked!

[Jack]

Seven in the morning, 18 degrees, and I just got done shoveling snow.  I'm quite wide awake now.

[3mnkids]

Its damn near impossible to turn off an alarm clock when your hands have fallen asleep. 

[Mr. DS]

I really wish I had a toaster oven at work.