The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[indianasmith]

We had a program called Cybersitter at work that would censor the weirdest random words . . . .  and it censored the student notes I sent through the network to our copy machine!  Some examples -

it did not like the word "propaganda" because it had "pagan" in it.  So what came out on the paper was pro       da .  I also used the phrase "plot to" a couple times; it screened out all but the letter "p" - because . . . you guessed it - it didn't want me sending the word "lotto".  And when I sent an email to our tech person, complaining about the high number of forbidden words in the system, I found that the word "forbidden" was, in fact, forbidden!

So glad we got rid of that program!

[Jack]

What is this "snow" stuff you guys keep talking about?

It's kind of like goat manure - it's heavy, you need to shovel it, and there's lots of it 

[ImaginaryFoot]

All cars should come with a vaporizer death ray to use on people that wont dim their headlights when you meet them on a two lane road

[indianasmith]

I've often longed for my vehicle to be equipped with phasers or photon torpedoes . . . or at the very least, a hood-mounted, air cooled, 20mm cannon!

[Mr. DS]

I wonder if Jack had something to do with that dome collapsing.  I think he was dumping his snow on the roof.   

[Leah]

I wonder if Jack had something to do with that dome collapsing.  I think he was dumping his snow on the roof.   

yeah, I heard about that. JACK, Did YOU have ANYTHING to DO with THIS?!

[ImaginaryFoot]

When i was a kid, i had an internal alarm clock that only worked saturday mornings. I would wake up at 5 a:m sharp to watch the farm report on channel 6 so not to be late for the cartoons starting at 6

[LilCerberus]

The song "Jingle Bells" makes no mention of any specific holiday.

[ImaginaryFoot]

I Like Beef

[Jack]

I wonder if Jack had something to do with that dome collapsing.  I think he was dumping his snow on the roof.   

yeah, I heard about that. JACK, Did YOU have ANYTHING to DO with THIS?!

Well, okay, I might have kinda, sorta screwed up there a little bit.  But they'll get it back up...eventually 

[Raffine]

We had a program called Cybersitter at work that would censor the weirdest random words . . . .  and it censored the student notes I sent through the network to our copy machine! 

Our filter at work has some odd quirks and the terminology to go with them. I have no problem getting to this site but it labels The Classic Horror Forum as 'tasteless'.

[Raffine]

Yesterday while eating a sandwich I had a molar crown come loose and fall out. I picked it out of my mouth and placed it on the end table. I got up for a moment and returned to find my dog Bart chewing on my tooth and apparently swallowing it! I did the doggy 'mouth search' and it was nowhere to be found. I pondered my choices of going to the dentist and paying an outrageous amount for a replacement crown or looking for it when Bart was, uh, finished with it.

This morning when making my bed I discovered the crown under a pillow. I guess Bart put it there in hopes of a visit from the Tooth Fairy.

[Doggett]

See my Lara Croft GIF ?

See the way her boobs bounce up and down ?

Jack does. 

[lester1/2jr]

though its been said many times many ways? I think most people say it the same way "merry christmas"

[ImaginaryFoot]

I once dreamed i was being chased through the forest by a giant bag of Funyons that was screaming passages from the Bible at me