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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

Quote from: ghouck on September 18, 2008, 03:47:35 PM
I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .

HAHAHAHAH  :bouncegiggle: So it was you!?  :teddyr: HAHAH  ...Rolfcopter and what not...

Patient7

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

BTM

"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

LilCerberus

Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Giant Claw Jr

Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be

ghouck

Quote from: LilCerberus on September 18, 2008, 10:07:55 PM
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Sister Grace

I moved a thousand miles away from my best friend, M. French. Now I've met another M. French that I seem to be entangled with. Wierd....

Another thought...
Seven days without prayer makes one weak; however three weeks without internet lasts an eternity...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Giant Claw Jr on September 18, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be

Am I the only person on planet earth who thinks Waterworld was good?

Raffine

Like making those funny self-generated signs?

Here's a link to a bunch of different ones.

http://www.says-it.com/


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Ash

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Raffine

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

LilCerberus

If they're now the Knights Who Say EckiEckiEckiEckiOopBangZoopBoing, why are the knights in the background still saying nee?
Kinda' vindicates Aurthur's refusal to cut down a tree with a fish, IMHO.
Quote from: ghouck on September 18, 2008, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 18, 2008, 10:07:55 PM
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.

Come to think of it, I've never tried Vaseline before.
I dunno. Is that stuff safe on roller bearings, calipers, hinges, etc?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Psycho Circus

Vince McMahon! Give ECW fans their promotion back!  :hatred:

Patient7

I learned today that I can do a great Randy Savage impersonation.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.