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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

I run a Correctional Industries Rehabilitative Program. We make and sell wood furniture. Maximum security inmates + power tools. Fun, eh?

The customer I was referring to was someone buying furniture.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution


Mr. DS

Remember on Wheel Of Fortune back in the day when Pat always seemed to land on the $5000 space during the final spin.  He seems to have lost his touch. 
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ghouck

Two things:

First, I believe it is nearly impossible to screw up a B.L.T. It's like the easiest sandwich to make GOOD. I mean, what can you do to screw it up? I think there should be a test, we have anyone of questionable intelligence make one, and if they screw it up, that can't get a driver's license, can't own a gun, can't buy alcohol, and their time in the general public is severely limited. I think this is a good test, and I will volunteer to be the sandwich tester.

Second, I just can't seem to find a decent scrub brush. I've looked all through a few store, and I see every kind of disposable wipe and rag, scrub pad, brillo pad, disposable sponge with steel wool on one side and scotch-brite on the other, but no hard bristle scrub brush. We always had them when I was a kid, all shapes and sizes, for ANYTHING. Had one in each bathroom, one in the basement washbasin, one under the kitchen sink, a few in the garage. They worked great, didn't cost very much, and they lasted forev. . .Ok, , I see what's going on. . crap. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BTM

If I were in a sitcom, I think my odd personaility would be "quirky" and "endearing" to the audience and my characters, but in real life most people just find it weird and off-putting.

:(
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

JaseSF

#335
I frequently exclaim "Yi Carumba!" instead of "What the F*ck?!". Definitely borrowed it from the Simpsons although there's it's "Aye Carumba" and doesn't tend to be used in the same context. Am I a self-censor? Perhaps so.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Dennis

The thought occurred to me today that in whatever afterlife Jerry Falwell is in it would hilarious if he had to share an apartment with Rock Hudson and Liberace.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Sister Grace

Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

JaseSF

Lately I find my memory is getting more and more hazy, especially my short term memory. Hmm I had something else to say. Now if only I could remember what it was?!
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Raffine

Quote from: SisterGrace on October 09, 2008, 06:36:25 PM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.
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Sister Grace

Quote from: Raffine on October 11, 2008, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: SisterGrace on October 09, 2008, 06:36:25 PM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.

Sounds like you have the same ones we got up here in Indian Harbor Beach. I've been spending so much time around them, that I have started to dream of them at night.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

JaseSF

Oh yeah...I'm finding I have more and more tendency to forget how to spell certain words I once had complete mastery over. Now I'm like all  :question: and have to look it up in the dictionary. Other times I'll misspell words without even realizing it such as mixing up terrible and terrific which of course is pretty bad when you want to get across a certain point in a conversation (yes I'm doing it even in conversations on occasion). Other times it all comes to me natural and is a breeze. Sometimes I fear there's something wrong with me.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Psycho Circus

Quote from: JaseSF on October 12, 2008, 12:11:21 PM
Oh yeah...I'm finding I have more and more tendency to forget how to spell certain words I once had complete mastery over. Now I'm like all  :question: and have to look it up in the dictionary. Other times I'll misspell words without even realizing it such as mixing up terrible and terrific which of course is pretty bad when you want to get across a certain point in a conversation (yes I'm doing it even in conversations on occasion). Other times it all comes to me natural and is a breeze. Sometimes I fear there's something wrong with me.

That happens to me all the time, I got really high grades in english & had my coursework/exam papers used as guides for the next two years at high school, I've done alot of admin/office work too. As soon as I've had a period of inactivity, all my spelling and puctuation goes down the toilet. I found that I type way too much and don't handwrite at all anymore, I find that helps regain the "mastery"  :teddyr:. My handwriting is really bad aswell at the moment, but handwriting stuff out after long periods of typing really does get you familiar with all kinds of words.

^See that was a big long-winded mess....I'm off to scrawl on some paper!  :bouncegiggle:

BTM


I find that when I try to write too much stuff by hand, my hand tends to cramp up and it's hard to hold a pen after awhile.  I don't know if this is because I haven't written much by hand ever since computer became more and more common, and those muscles have atrophied from lack or use, or if it just me getting older or what...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Psycho Circus

I noticed a Smokey The Bear ad at the side of the site. That's nice  :smile: