The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

I dont care what anyone says, being told "your call is valuable to us" numerous times while on hold is baiting. You should be allowed legally to slap the guy saying it.   

[Psycho Circus]

Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up. 

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to

Gee sorry, it was just a joke... 

I was joking too! 

[Doggett]

I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes

[LilCerberus]

Some believe the truth is somewhere out there...
Others insist the truth is somewhere in here...

Somewhere twixt here & there, a very annoyed man stands at his opened doorway, about ready to give his cat a good, swift kick.

[Psycho Circus]

I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes

I miss Andy Crane and the broom cupboard. 

[Doggett]

I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes

I miss Andy Crane and the broom cupboard. 

I miss Philip Schofield and Gordon the Gopher.

[Rev. Powell]

FOr some odd reason my grocery store has the phrase "don't forget the wine!" printed on all it's freezer case doors.  Now, I can't help but have a craving to heat up a couple of frozen waffles and enjoy them with a nice Merlot.

[meQal]

I was in my grocery store the other day and behind me in line was an Elvis impersonator followed by a guy dressed as Jesus.

[ghouck]

I was in my grocery store the other day and behind me in line was an Elvis impersonator followed by a guy dressed as Jesus.

You should have started a fistfight right there, it would have made for an especially humorous segment on one of those "caught on tape" shows.

[Saucerman]

Last night, I got more drunk than I've ever been before in my life (6 beers, three Irish Car Bombs, and what my friends refer to as a Chocolate Cake Shot drank over the course of about 45 minutes, as opposed to my usual slow enjoyment of alcoholic beverages). 

I had trouble standing (I'm sure I'll get a lot of "lightweight" comments from more experienced drinkers) but had no difficulty, other than a slight slurring of speech, in pontificating on the importance of beer to the Inca people of Peru.  I think there were other topics I was able to address eruditely in my tipsy state, but I don't remember what they are right now.

Once we got back from the bars, I discovered something interesting -- alcohol improves my aim.  Everyone in my circle of friends owns at least one Nerf gun.  I was able to shoot an empty can off a friend's head five times out of six, something I'd have difficulty with sober. 

And that's the story of Saucerman's first time really drunk.

[LilCerberus]

I wonder what would happen, if every toilet on the planet were flushed simultaneously....

[Jack]

I was putting a DVD in the player yesterday, so I was about two feet in front of the TV.  The HDTV.  There happened to be some women's gymnastics on.  Wow...technology is a wonderful thing.

[Doggett]

I wonder what Adam Sandler would be like if he was funny...

[Psycho Circus]

My cowboy boots are effin' awesome! Now, where's my eyeliner?? 

[Saucerman]

Is there any etiquette I should keep in mind for dating a girl with the same first name as the girl I just got out of a relationship with?