The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Joe the Destroyer]

[notices IMDb page for Final Destination: Death Trip 3D]

Is Hollywood just getting progressively worse at naming movies, or what?  Never mind the fact that all they can do anymore are sequels and remakes. 

And 3D?  What the hell?

[Jack]

3D is all the rage now.  There are even going to be a couple of commercials in 3D during the superbowl, and then the next night, a TV show in 3D.   It's just so damned exciting. 

[Doggett]

The Secret World of Alex Mack was alright..

[Jack]

I keep getting emails from Classmates.com and USA Reunited telling me that I've got messages from old friends trying to contact me, and if I want to read them, all I need to do is pay some money to upgrade my membership level 

[ghouck]

All three of the original Charlie's Angels have battled cancer in various private parts of their bodies.

Jaclyn Smith was the hottest of all the Angels, but Cheryl Ladd was a close second IMO.

[Psycho Circus]

It's Miller Time....

[Doggett]

Trying to order a book from Waterstones is more trouble than you'd think

I'll give it another week, then I'm going to use Amazon.

[BTM]

Yesterday, I injured the tip of my right index finger while scraping ice off my car, now it hurts slightly to type.  In addition, my gloves seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

So, that wasn't the best of days.  :(

[Psycho Circus]

Yesterday, I injured the tip of my right index finger while scraping ice off my car, now it hurts slightly to type.  In addition, my gloves seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

So, that wasn't the best of days.  :(

I trapped my hand in my front door on the way to work this morning. I had to type non-stop for 8 hours....that sucked! 

[Doggett]

Will anyone have a job in Britain by the end of the year ?

[Doggett]

Not everyone on the imdb is stupid.
Well, maybe. But they can make me laugh :

This post has been deleted because Kruge wanted prisoners.

This post has been deleted because it and Kirk were separated; it couldn't touch him.

This post has been deleted because, although its life and career stood for rationality, not intellectual chaos, it kept up its emotional behavior until it lost everything and destroyed itself.

This post has been deleted because it couldn't get a permit to do a damned illegal thing.

This post has been deleted because it didn't get out of therrrrre . . .

This post will be deleted later because it does not deserve to live.

This post will not be deleted later. I lied.

This post was deleted because the Enterprise is twenty years old.

This post was deleted because it was trying to charter a space flight.

This post was deleted because Genesis is a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject.

This post was deleted because your name is Jim.

This post was deleted because it got in the closet.

This post was deleted because it was in the hind-end of space.

This post was deleted because the flag of the Federation was fluttering in the breeze.

This post was deleted because children were playing at it's feet.

This post was deleted because space doors are closed.

This post was deleted because it was just going to walk through them.

This post was deleted because it gave Kruge Genesis.

This post has been deleted because it paid for the party with it's dearest blood.

This post has been deleted because it's son, David, is exploring the Genesis Planet which he helped create.

This post has been deleted because it's grandmother had wheels and was a wagon.

How can this post be deleted with ears like that?

This post has been deleted because it was fruity as a nutcake.

This post has been deleted because it wasn't very damned funny.

This post has been deleted because there is enough energy to hide a ship.

This post has been deleted because it's a sitting duck.

This post has been deleted because it was ready to fire the emergency tube.

This post has been deleted because Klingon bastards have killed it's son.

This post has been deleted because of code 0 0 0 Destruct 0.

This post has been deleted because David gave his life to save it.

[Psycho Circus]

Not everyone on the imdb is stupid.
Well, maybe. But they can make me laugh :

This post has been deleted because Kruge wanted prisoners.

This post has been deleted because it and Kirk were separated; it couldn't touch him.

This post has been deleted because, although its life and career stood for rationality, not intellectual chaos, it kept up its emotional behavior until it lost everything and destroyed itself.

This post has been deleted because it couldn't get a permit to do a damned illegal thing.

This post has been deleted because it didn't get out of therrrrre . . .

This post will be deleted later because it does not deserve to live.

This post will not be deleted later. I lied.

This post was deleted because the Enterprise is twenty years old.

This post was deleted because it was trying to charter a space flight.

This post was deleted because Genesis is a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject.

This post was deleted because your name is Jim.

This post was deleted because it got in the closet.

This post was deleted because it was in the hind-end of space.

This post was deleted because the flag of the Federation was fluttering in the breeze.

This post was deleted because children were playing at it's feet.

This post was deleted because space doors are closed.

This post was deleted because it was just going to walk through them.

This post was deleted because it gave Kruge Genesis.

This post has been deleted because it paid for the party with it's dearest blood.

This post has been deleted because it's son, David, is exploring the Genesis Planet which he helped create.

This post has been deleted because it's grandmother had wheels and was a wagon.

How can this post be deleted with ears like that?

This post has been deleted because it was fruity as a nutcake.

This post has been deleted because it wasn't very damned funny.

This post has been deleted because there is enough energy to hide a ship.

This post has been deleted because it's a sitting duck.

This post has been deleted because it was ready to fire the emergency tube.

This post has been deleted because Klingon bastards have killed it's son.

This post has been deleted because of code 0 0 0 Destruct 0.

This post has been deleted because David gave his life to save it.

Don't start goin' all Metropolisforever on us! 

[Doggett]

Don't start goin' all Metropolisforever on us! 

Don't worry, that's the last time I whip out a list that big.

Who/what's Metropolisforever ?

[Saucerman]

I just got off a shift at work.  I've been on my feet since roughly seven o'clock this morning, and have a very small list of demands:

1) I would like a drink so thoroughly impregnated with rum that it births an octuplet of tiny Henry Morgans.

2) I would like a hot bath so thoroughly cleansing that it involves a Roman style scraping of the epidermis.

3) I would like two voluptuous and open-minded women of Irish or German descent. 

Thank you, and good night.

[Doggett]

I can't send Emails because of my over zealous security system.

It's very annoying.