The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ER]

There was once a contest to see who could write the shortest story which contained elements of these four genres: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The winning story was:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

[BTM]

The other day I accidentally dropped my soda on the floor.  The first thought I had as I looked at the large puddle of liquid was, "Man, wish I had a Sham-Wow..."

[Saucerman]

I just velcroed my foot to the floor.

[Doggett]

Cheerleader Massacre has the worst acting I've ever seen...

[Psycho Circus]

I am both expendable and indispensable. 

[Doggett]

I am both expendable and indispensable. 

Another bad day at work, Circus !

[ER]

I got sunburned in sixty degree weather yesterday.

[Psycho Circus]

I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films. 

[Wag]

I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films. 

I wish Nicolas Cage would simply just give up. All hair. All films. All everything.

[meQal]

Why do people feel they know what is the worst movie ever made when this place is filled with people who can give examples of films a whole lot worse.

[ghouck]

It's denial, people are in denial in regards to the fact that it can always get much, much worse.

[Psycho Circus]

^ One word people.....Torque. 

[LilCerberus]

If Congress is demanding that the good people at AIG commit Hari Kari for accepting stolen money, then the good people of Congress should, at the very least, have their hands cut off for stealing that money in the first place.

[LilCerberus]

^ One word people.....Torque. 

I dunno... Torque always starts out fun, but can get a little irritating after it tops out... Especially if you're trying to make the run from San Antonio to Baton Rouge; It always feels like you need just one more gear.

Besides, it really don't matter as long as you keep the chain real tight & lubed up, & the tires just right.

Torque's good for the quarter, but for the long time, I prefer a higher top end.

[LilCerberus]

^ One word people.....Torque. 

Wait a minute... You're not talking about those calibrated wrenches, are you?
I don't have any of those, just the kind you hit with a hammer.