The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

8 days to go...

[Psycho Circus]

Boy it's hot. If I ever owed anybody a hot day, I could sure pay 'em back with this one!

[Doggett]

Fail Funnies is weak compared to Failblog. Too many fakes...

[ghouck]

shipmentoffail is ok. . .

[Wag]

If you have named most of the staplers and office equipment at work and refer to them as people, does that mean you are going crazy?

How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?

[Doggett]

How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?

No, it means you're not going to lower your standards.

[Rev. Powell]

If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?

[Saucerman]

I'm waiting to see if my mother will respond to an email I sent her earlier today.

She made a comment about how after I graduate this May, I will think very fondly of college...

I replied that while I would miss the people and the extracurriculars, I couldn't wait to graduate.  Because I realized that college is the gauntlet.  I've had the best and worst experiences of my life during these four years.  And I recognized that, having survived those lowest of lows...nothing can hurt me any more.  Not really.  I've toughened up and learned that I have the strength to survive the worst life throws at me. 

I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.  It's an experience I will never forget, which was sometimes painful but ultimately I'll remember it with some satisfaction and pride...but it's not an experience I'm anxious to repeat.

I repeat, I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.

Mom's gonna be p**sed at me...

[Jack]

Oh, just wait until you're out in the working world.  No graduation to look forward to, no change of classes with each new semester, no summer vacation.  Just get up every morning and go to the same job, with the same people, the same paycheck that doesn't quite cover the same bills.  Forever! 

Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.

Oh, sorry, I'm not depressing anyone, am I?   

[Sister Grace]

Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.

[Jack]

Oh for chrissakes, they're predicting six inches of snow for Sunday.  C'mon man, it's April!

[ghouck]

Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.

True, but the cure for dating is far, far worse. . .

[Psycho Circus]

Holy smokes are Tuff underrated! 

[Doggett]

If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?

Yes.

Oh, less than a week to go...
I've seen the new trailer and it looks awesome !

[ghouck]

Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.

You just need to teach your kid to be a little bit flexible, a little adaptable. My kid wanted a dirt bike. I bought him a Quad, and the compromise worked out pretty well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFdQGMb07M