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The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Wag

10 years, 4 months, 3 weeks and 4 days later and I still can't ride my unicycle  :bluesad:
Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?

Saucerman

If things take off with the girl I'm taking out on Wednesday, it's going to be really awkward explaining to my parents that I met her while drunk off my ass and that I apparently won her heart by taking her hand in mine and saying, "You're really pretty...and that's not just the alcohol talking, I really mean that"

Sister Grace

When my spirits are low, i vacuum in heels..... seriously; it's the small things that keep us happy. Maybe it's just drinking coffee out of your favorite cup or a few dandelions your seven year old daughter picked for you. All the same, it's still the small things that keep you going. When I'm in a relationship (which is rare) I always try to do small things for my boyfriend, such as baking him some cookies or hiding a little note to say "I miss you" over his car visor. I think in times like these, people rely on things like text messages or myspace and forget that the little gestures go so far.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Doggett

I get a ton of these in MySpace and they're really ticking me off!

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

I finally got a hold of the DVD 'Frogs', and the damn thing is broken. So far, out of the 4 discs I have gotten from Blockbuster by Mail, one is broken, and one had issues but was eventually playable. Not a good way to start.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ER

"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta."

Incredible to think that English was only Nabokov's fourth language.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Joe the Destroyer

Saw the greatest written piece of literature on the stall walls in the bathroom today.  I even took a picture of it, in the hopes that it will turn out well enough to post on failblog. 

First was something someone wrote that said:
"God love's you" 

Yes, apostrophe and all.  There was an arrow pointing to it that lead to another piece of writing that said:

"Nice gramer moron"

After that was another arrow pointing to that, which lead to another piece reading:

"Grammer has two m's, dips**t!"

The coup de grace to the whole thing was the last arrow attached to that, which lead to huge letters:

"GRAMMAR!!!"

I want to post this up there with fail, fail, fail, WIN!

Doggett

Quote from: ghouck on April 06, 2009, 06:33:53 PM
I finally got a hold of the DVD 'Frogs', and the damn thing is broken. So far, out of the 4 discs I have gotten from Blockbuster by Mail, one is broken, and one had issues but was eventually playable. Not a good way to start.

You're really not missing much.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Jack

There was this loose thread inside the sleeve of this shirt.  Every time I'd wear it, like today, there was that damned tickling sensation.  I finally decided it was time for drastic action - took it off, turned it inside out, and cut that damned thing off!

Ahhhhh...life just got 1/1,000th of a percent better  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Wag

I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...
Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?

Doggett

Quote from: Wag on April 07, 2009, 12:15:16 PM
I's a simple thought...




..but it always brings a smile to my face...

Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Wag

Quote from: doggett on April 07, 2009, 12:17:40 PM

Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...

Digestives; meh. Taste the Chunkie. Just one bite. Go on...
Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?

Doggett

Quote from: Wag on April 07, 2009, 12:26:13 PM
Quote from: doggett on April 07, 2009, 12:17:40 PM

Wag, seriously, mate, I think you mean...



That's the good stuff...

Digestives; meh. Taste the Chunkie. Just one bite. Go on...

You get less of em' in a packet !
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.