The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

I like bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. . I love everything about it, and if it were healthy to eat it en masse, I would. I would eat a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich while swimming in a pool of pureed bacon, with a bacon I.V. in each arm, all while snorting a line of bacon bits and getting a bacon enema if I could.

[Doggett]

I like bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. . I love everything about it, and if it were healthy to eat it en masse, I would. I would eat a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich while swimming in a pool of pureed bacon, with a bacon I.V. in each arm, all while snorting a line of bacon bits and getting a bacon enema if I could.

Is your password bacon4ever  ?

[LilCerberus]

My son knows about 10 times as much about computers as I do, and I've been using computers for almost twice as long as he's been alive.

How can that be?

I'm around a lot of young whipper-snappers with i-books, who're terrified of Windows, yet because of the age difference, act like I must know nothing about computers.

Oh, but see these college students try & handle a soldering iron. 
Or, try & splice a pair of head phone wires. 
Or, try & splice headphone wires with a soldering iron... Heeheehee-heh-heh-heh-HAHAHAHAHA...MWAAHH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Raffine]

I like bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. . I love everything about it, and if it were healthy to eat it en masse, I would. I would eat a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich while swimming in a pool of pureed bacon, with a bacon I.V. in each arm, all while snorting a line of bacon bits and getting a bacon enema if I could.

Have you tried this?:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html



Availability?
Ja!

[ghouck]

Have you tried this?:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html



Availability?
Ja!

I have, and it works just as well as, *ahem*,  a "Personal Lubricant". Forget all those ads and websites that talk of 'spicing up' one's sex life, I think 'Baconing Up' is a much better proposal. 

[Raffine]

Have you tried this?:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html



Availability?
Ja!

I have, and it works just as well as, *ahem*,  a "Personal Lubricant". Forget all those ads and websites that talk of 'spicing up' one's sex life, I think 'Baconing Up' is a much better proposal. 

Just make sure you put the dog outside first.

[Wortcov]

wait, they make it here in Sweden, but the don't sell it here?
wortcov angry! wortcov SMASH!

[Jack]

Just make sure you put the dog outside first.

Yes, I think that would be an EXCELLENT precaution.

[ghouck]

. . . or is it? 

[3mnkids]

why do all smokers in the movies use Zippo lighters? I dont use them and never see anyone else use them.   

[ghouck]

why do all smokers in the movies use Zippo lighters? I dont use them and never see anyone else use them.   

Because when you throw a bic lighter at the bad guy, who has been doused with gasoline, nothing happens. That's the ultimate value in a zippo: it stays lit when you throw it.

[ghouck]

I Love Zoe Bell. . .

[Doggett]

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[ghouck]

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[Doggett]

People email me - you can say anything you like it doesn't matter. !
Please send me a private message anyone !
Help me out here folks !
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Grrrrrrrrrrr................

Nothing ever goes right !

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Now try !