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ghouck

#2310
July 05, 2009, 04:28:16 PM
It's up to around 80 degrees here, that's about 15 degrees hotter than I like it. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

#2311
July 06, 2009, 04:49:11 AM Last Edit: July 06, 2009, 11:20:55 AM by doggett
Someone saw a photo of me now I'm getting weird emails from a chick who wants to wash my hair... :bluesad:

Apparently she would really love it...


:bluesad:

I'm scared
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Rev. Powell

#2312
July 06, 2009, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: doggett on July 06, 2009, 04:49:11 AM
Someone was a photo of me now I'm getting weird emails from a chick who wants to wash my hair... :bluesad:

Apparently she would really love it...


:bluesad:

I'm scared

Don't be scared of girls... well, except maybe Sister Grace...
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

lester1/2jr

#2313
July 06, 2009, 11:10:20 AM
QuoteWooo! Just booked tickets to see Y&T on Oct 27th and W.A.S.P. on the Nov 29th at the Manchester Academy. Best £40 I ever spent. Bargain.

now all you need to do is invent a time machine

Doggett

#2314
July 06, 2009, 11:22:01 AM Last Edit: July 06, 2009, 11:30:10 AM by doggett
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 06, 2009, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: doggett on July 06, 2009, 04:49:11 AM
Someone saw a photo of me now I'm getting weird emails from a chick who wants to wash my hair... :bluesad:

Apparently she would really love it...


:bluesad:

I'm scared

Don't be scared of girls... well, except maybe Sister Grace...

Oh, I'm definitely not scared of SG ( just a little worried from time to time ).
I trust her completely...but she's never offered to wash my hair...


Do you guys get any strange hair washing emails ?
Obviously that only applies to the posters that have hair...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

#2315
July 06, 2009, 11:46:15 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 06, 2009, 11:10:20 AM
QuoteWooo! Just booked tickets to see Y&T on Oct 27th and W.A.S.P. on the Nov 29th at the Manchester Academy. Best £40 I ever spent. Bargain.

now all you need to do is invent a time machine

Why  :question:

3mnkids

#2316
July 06, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
why are they called dust bunnies? not dust hamsters, dust cats, dust gerbils?   :question:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Doggett

#2317
July 06, 2009, 01:56:53 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 06, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
why are they called dust bunnies? not dust hamsters, dust cats, dust gerbils?   :question:


Because it just sounds adorable... :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#2318
July 06, 2009, 02:14:51 PM
I really love the plot keywords on the imdb...

It just cuts straight to the chase.  :thumbup:


Which film contained the following, no karma is it's pretty obvious:

Serial Killer
Exploding Head
Exploitation Filmmaking
Slapstick
Obesity
Cow
Eyeball
Escalator
Film In Film
Urination
Male Nudity
Female Nudity
Bizarre
Castration
Pickle
Absurd Humor
Self Cannibalism
Blindness
Male Frontal Nudity
Murder
Rape
Dwarf
Female Frontal Nudity
Coprophilia
Defecation
Incest
Puppet
Pregnant Woman Murdered
Scatological Humor
Vomit
Severed Finger
Disturbing
Flatulence
Gore
Nudity
Crushed Head
Mute Child
Buxom
Ventriloquist
Crucifixion
Coprophagia
Axe Murder
Explosion
Split Screen
Impalement
Hermaphrodite
Amazing Grace Hymn
Punk Rocker
Flashback
Dismemberment
Severed Hand
Toxic Avenger
Exploding Car
Severed Head
Sgt Kabukiman Nypd
Tromaesque
Reverse Footage
Severed Leg
Abortion
Filmmaker
Exploding Body
Toilet
Brooklyn Bridge
Surrealism
Sex
Blood
Masturbation
Independent Film
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

lester1/2jr

#2319
July 06, 2009, 02:37:06 PM
circus circus- to go back to the 80's. nevermind

Psycho Circus

#2320
July 06, 2009, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 06, 2009, 02:37:06 PM
circus circus- to go back to the 80's. nevermind

But they're both still goin' strong today. Would be better if it was the 80's. But better than nothing.  :smile:

ghouck

#2321
July 06, 2009, 07:08:10 PM
I don't know who some of these idiots on eBay stay in business. I send a message asking 4 simple, straightforward questions, and get a one-word answer that doesn't fit any of the questions. I'm trying to give these morons money in exchange for their product, which I assumed was the reason they went into business in the first place. If it's this hard for them to figure out how much money I need to give them, I seriously doubt they can find their way to the post office to ship it, let alone figure out how to address the package in the first place.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

#2322
July 06, 2009, 07:49:38 PM
It's 2am and there is a huge rain storm !!
:teddyr:

I'm lovin' it !
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Ash

#2323
July 06, 2009, 11:45:29 PM
You know that show on TV called The Closer?
It stars Kyra Sedgwick as a crime fighting detective.

I always thought it'd be amusing if instead of fighting crime, she was just some chick who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
She's obsessed with closing anything open.

Is that an open cupboard?
She'll close it.
Is that car door hanging open?
She'll close it.
Is that submarine hatch still open?
She'll close it.

Kyra Sedgwick is "The Closer"!   :twirl:

BTM

#2324
July 07, 2009, 12:52:41 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on July 04, 2009, 09:07:59 PM
I'm feel lonely; I hate holidays. Tonight I am going to sit home by myself, watch Kissed and drink lots of Black Swan.

:bluesad:

I'm sure lots of the guys here would visit ya if they lived nearby (and if you'd actually let them in the door when they arrived.)

"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss
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