The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[venomx]

I am never gonna master the art of shaving.

I will always be slightly stubbly.
Am I the only guy who has trouble shaving. It hurts !!

I was watching some advanced shaving techniques on youtube, I think I'm gona try.

[Saucerman]

My grandmother was discharged from the hospital today.  I took her home, bought her lunch, paid for and picked up the antibiotics prescribed to finish the job they started at the hospital and stayed with her for four hours in total.

Through the entire day, she did nothing but b***h.  She went on and on about what a rude little s**t my sister is, how my cousins all need to be slapped into behaving better, my dad's too fat, I'm too fat ("Will, you'd be so handsome if you didn't have that ugly gut.  I'm glad you wear black; it's slimming"), my mother's a b***h to her, my uncles are negligent towards her, their wives are b***hes...

Four straight hours of whining.  My nerves are frayed.  And I have to go back over to her house and spend the night tonight and tomorrow to make sure she's taking her antibiotics properly.  

Shoot me.  Shoot me now.  

[ghouck]

My grandmother was discharged from the hospital today.  I took her home, bought her lunch, paid for and picked up the antibiotics prescribed to finish the job they started at the hospital and stayed with her for four hours in total.

Through the entire day, she did nothing but b***h.  She went on and on about what a rude little s**t my sister is, how my cousins all need to be slapped into behaving better, my dad's too fat, I'm too fat ("Will, you'd be so handsome if you didn't have that ugly gut.  I'm glad you wear black; it's slimming"), my mother's a b***h to her, my uncles are negligent towards her, their wives are b***hes...

Four straight hours of whining.  My nerves are frayed.  And I have to go back over to her house and spend the night tonight and tomorrow to make sure she's taking her antibiotics properly.  

Shoot me.  Shoot me now.  

Any way you can slip some Zoloft into her? That'll help with the b***hing. . .

[3mnkids]

I had the strangest dream I have ever had this morning. It had 80's hair bands(not the good ones either but slaughter and the chick band, I cant remember their name, a funhouse, Sarah Palin, some religious ghost like thing trying to steal my soul and turn me the color grey and the only way to stop it was to pray and once I did I became the soul stealer thing.. WTF? Im so glad my kids were already fighting at 6 am so it woke me up.

Normally dreams dont bother me but this one was so strange I have been replaying it in my head all day.

[Jack]

I was looking at buying a movie, sounded pretty good.  So I go over to Amazon and browse a few reviews - It's a German film and I was wondering if it had English dubbing.  Some effing a-hole gave away the ending!

[Mr. DS]

Anyone remember Sonic Blastman in the aracade?  For some reason I thought of it today...heres some dude playing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUyoD0XxfSw

[Wortcov]

a 1 inch bug just went past my face. I don't know where it went. I'm scared.

[indianasmith]

Randomnymity is more than just pretty eggshells floating on the motor oil, it's -
oh, look, Martin van Buren!!!!

[Paquita]

I am never gonna master the art of shaving.

I will always be slightly stubbly.
Am I the only guy who has trouble shaving. It hurts !!

I don't think any guy is good at shaving.  My husband's all stubbly when he shaves, but he's soft as a baby's butt when I do it.  Ask a girl to help you.

[ghouck]

Henry Rollins is REALLY annoying. He's trying to fit in with the younger crowd and complaining about them at the same time. He looks and sounds like a walking mid-life crisis.

[indianasmith]

Yeah, but he was great in WRONG TURN II!

[Mr. DS]

Henry Rollins is REALLY annoying. He's trying to fit in with the younger crowd and complaining about them at the same time. He looks and sounds like a walking mid-life crisis.

I agree although he had a great standup routine once which introduced me to the term "time murderers". Aka, people who take extra time in front of you somewhere that rip minutes away from your life you'll never get back. 

[LilCerberus]

What if the Glaciers were made of cheese?

[Doggett]

I am never gonna master the art of shaving.

I will always be slightly stubbly.
Am I the only guy who has trouble shaving. It hurts !!

I don't think any guy is good at shaving.  My husband's all stubbly when he shaves, but he's soft as a baby's butt when I do it.  Ask a girl to help you.

Paquita I have a strange favour to ask of you...

[Psycho Circus]

I haven't slept in two days and there's also spiders everywhere...