The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[schmendrik]

It hurts when you stick your head in a ceiling fan.

[ghouck]

I'm doing interviews this morning, first off is a 'fast learner' 

You the interviewed or the interviewee?

I was the interviewer. Here's what I mean by 'fast learner':

Work history:

1988: McDonalds
1989: Was in Arizona county jail for burglary, kitchen worker
1990: Taco Bell
1991: Arizona state prison, laundry worker
1992: Forklift operator for Joe Blow Moving
1993: Wildwood correctional Center, Gardener
1994: Chuck's auto body, laborer/janitor
1995: Lemon Creek correctional center, Laundry Worker
1996: Truck Driver for Fred's shipping
1997: Washington state prison, mod worker
1998: Cashier at Wendy's
1999: another prison
2000: another regular job
2001: another prison
2002: another regular job
2003: another prison
2004: another regular job
2005: another prison
2006: another regular job
etc, etc, etc

so, the guy is in and out of various prisons for 20+ years, but claims to be "a fast learner"

[Saucerman]

I love my country, but I'm scared to death of the media.

[Mr. DS]

Am I the only one who panics when I drop a perfectly good chip on the floor? 

[Jack]

Am I the only one who panics when I drop a perfectly good chip on the floor? 

Heck, my cat licks the salt of of a chip and the only reason I don't eat it is because it's soggy and doesn't have any salt left on it.  Floor?  LOL. 

[Saucerman]

I just put in a job application at Video Liquidators, a purveyor of pornographic DVDs and battery-operated marital aids. 

No where else I've applied at has called me.  The temp agencies keep giving me the run around.  I really hope this one comes through for me. 

[venomx]

edit* solved. now for my Random Thought.

I'm sick of hoagies I'm sick of pizza, hotdogs, and chezsteaks ... any suggestions?

[ghouck]

What do you do if you order something online w' your credit card and it never comes? I never even got a shipping notification in my email. Do I write to the Better Business Bureau?

... or am I crap out of luck? ... funny thing my credit card statement said I made an order for shoes $59 last friday? I never ordered shoes! But my credit card company is looking into that part of the problem as we speak.

I really hope I didn't get scamed. Has anyone else ever had this type of problem.

edit* BTW the company I made the order from won't return my emails. (5 so far)

I've had this happen, it's always best to look at your account often, and don't overlook ANYTHING you don't recognize, no matter how small. Every time I've had fraud charges against my account, it started with one that was less than $2.00. Your bank should be able to clear it up.

And for the Better Business Bureau: Yes, use them, they work well.

Random thought: Why do I keep hearing people say that the United States should start doing things the same way they are done in Japan. I mean, they do have some good ideas, but to overall model one's society after another society that has twice the suicide rate for men and almost 4 times the suicide rate for women just seems silly.

[venomx]

Better Business Bureau, thats what I did, I made a full report. Thanks for the tip G.

[RCMerchant]

edit* solved. now for my Random Thought.

I'm sick of hoagies I'm sick of pizza, hotdogs, and chezsteaks ... any suggestions?

Spagetti with tomato sauce and italian sausage with parmesean cheese and garlic bread. Or....


Corn bread and pinto beans

fried pototoes and onions with eggs and maple sausage
(and hot sauce,of course!)


egg rolls,freid rice,sweet and sour pork-

stuffed cabbage (gulumpkies)!

pot roast with taters and carrots and gravy

BBQ RIBS!!!!!

[venomx]

AH! I love stuffed cabbage! ... that sounds really good.

[Mr. DS]

I dug a 1/2 inch ingrown hair out of my neck last night.  I don't think I got it all though.   

[Doggett]

From: maco camara
Av.12 RD 16,Apt.39B, Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Private Email: 
Dear one ,
                   

                    PLEASE  I  NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
                     
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you .I am maco camara .The only daughter of late Chief and Mrs.Rolland nkem JP. My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who based in Accra, Ghana and Abidjan the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire respectively.

His business associate on one of their business outings poisoned him to death.
When my mother died on the 21ST October 2000, my father took me  so special because i am motherless.


Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan,  He sincerely called me on his bedside and told me that he had a sum of (Twleve million,Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($12,500,000) kept in a security company here. He also said that the security company does not know the content of the Trunk Boxes. He also put my name in Depositing the 1 boxes as the beneficiary and next of kin.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes and further my education, I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into your account overseas as a beneficiary of  the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management. My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT or in any good investment you may advise me on. I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To assist me to clear this fund from the security company and transfer to your account successfully.
(2To provide a bank account into which this money would be transfer into.
(3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a student with no business experience.
(4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated
account. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me, as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.

Waiting to hear from you soonest. Have a nice day and
remain blessed.Yours Truly,
maco


Oh, you gotta be kidding !

[3mnkids]

AH! I love stuffed cabbage! ... that sounds really good.

ditto. stuffed, boiled, fried sweet cabbage.. its all good. Its really good with pork steak and cornbread. yummy.

[ghouck]

[snip all the 419 scam rhetoric]

[/snip all the 419 scam rhetoric]

Oh, you gotta be kidding !

Here are some examples of what to do. . .

http://home.gci.net/~gghouck/

Have fun!