The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

I'm off to visit the parents back home with the kids...the wife is staying home...I may not be on for a few days because I'll need time to settle down.   

[3mnkids]

Have fun   

[lester1/2jr]

What was the color of the robe placed on Jesus during his trial?

oh well he's convinced me.  I'm going to worship Ra so there are no little issues that can be mysterious due to human error.  oh ra!

[Psycho Circus]

I'm off to visit the parents back home with the kids...the wife is staying home...I may not be on for a few days because I'll need time to settle down.   

All the best with that 

[Jack]

I'm going to sit in my recliner, eat potato chips, and watch college football.  All day.

[Mr. DS]

Well we're back home.  Everything went surprisingly well.  I saw my dad at the rest home and he looks MUCH better than the last time I saw him.  I'm proud of his progress.  

Oh and Jack...what you just said is taking it easy.  

[Psycho Circus]

Well we're back home.  Everything went surprisingly well.  I saw my dad at the rest home and he looks MUCH better than the last time I saw him.  I'm proud of his progress.   

Good to hear bro' and my best wishes to your father. Glad you're back with us safe and sound. 

[Mr. DS]

To the wonderful good Samaritan that told the annoying lady in front of me at the checkout about the five bucks she dropped...

I'm sure your intentions were good.  I mean sure, she wasted about 10 minutes of my life with her complaints over a two dollar difference in the price of an item but thats OK.  I had seen the five dollars right next to her feet and I'm sure I could have scooped it up no problem to pay for my purchase. Hell, I even let you go in front of me to the other line in hopes of getting that five bucks.   But you were right...honesty is the best policy...oh who am I kidding...

F-YOU A-HOLE!!!

[Saucerman]

"If I were single right now, I'd be jumping your bones constantly"

It's amazing how many women I've heard that from lately...

[3mnkids]

My boys wont stop the bickering and Im wanting to gag them.    on a good note, my daughter is turning 14 tomorrow and all she wanted for her Birthday was books and movies        girls are so much easier.

[Saucerman]

I needed to go to the grocery store to get something for dinner tonight, and decided to see if I could make the cashier question my purchase.

I bought three four-packs of Hot Pockets, and a twelve-pack of condoms.

He was nonplussed, and told me to have a nice night.

[venomx]

Great progress with my wife today. We played miniature golf, walked around the mall and toy r us, holding hands.

I asked her if is starting to feel the love again, she said yes. I'm happy with that, I also kissed her 8 or 9 times thur out the day. She still didn't say she loves me yet again, as I say "I love you" everyday. I guess in time ...

Great day though. She even talked about our future apartment in Jan. I'm happy.

Thanks for all the good luck everyone wished on me. I do appreciate.

[Paquita]

I needed to go to the grocery store to get something for dinner tonight, and decided to see if I could make the cashier question my purchase.

I bought three four-packs of Hot Pockets, and a twelve-pack of condoms.

He was nonplussed, and told me to have a nice night.

Recently, I saw some guy at the grocery store buying only two giant bottles of vodka, five or so super huge chocolate bars, and one frozen pizza.  I wondered about what he was going to do with that stuff for hours!  I kept blurting out new ideas to my husband all night... "Maybe! He's going to melt the chocolate to mix with his vodka so it will taste good with his pizza?"..  "Maybeeee... he's going to break up the chocolate to make a little trail to lure young ladies to his house, say 'hey, i have pizza', and then get them drunk with the vodka and pizza to have his way with them?"

[SPazzo]

I was curled up in a fetal position on a bench in the old people mall for a good 20 minutes today.  The old people stared at me.  Then a security guard came up to me and asked if I was allright.  I told him I will be in a few minutes after the voices stop talking.  He then left me alone.

I'm depressed.

[Newt]

Sometimes I scare people.  I don't mean to.