The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[jimmybob]

http://gawker.com/5527781/new-orleans-smells-awful-right-now-thanks-to-oil-spill

new orleans is being inundated by a horrible oil smell from the spill. My sister and tons of tourists are there for jazz fest

Oh wow, some of my buddies are there for the festival too.

Oops.

-Jimmybob

[Vik]

I'm smelling something burning but nothing seems to be ...

[Psycho Circus]

My hair is awesome.

[Dennis]

Due mainly to my job, household chores and other odds and ends my computer access is limited to a brief time in the morning, so while it's nice to be poor and have to work for a living, it's awful unhandy at times, especially on Saturday mornings.

[Jack]

I just found out that my gas powered weed eater will cut through the vinyl siding on my garage very easily.

[Mr. DS]

I generally hate fireworks...especially hearing them at 8:32 in the evening after I just successfully put my kids to bed. 

[Fausto]

He meant to do it the day before, on the feast of Beltane. But, alas, there was too much  going on to be bothered. He set down the ingredients, a fat green bell pepper, a skinny but potent long hot, some fresh green tomatoes. Regular onions would not do. Chives worked better in their stead. Using a small knife, he rythmically sliced the greenery to bits, guillotining in a seesaw manner, leaving piles of emeralds in the blade's wake. To this was added lime juice and vinegar, and, if he were particularly brave, a drop or two of tequila. This all let sit in a jar, to one day be dug through by shovels of yellow starch and dropped into the abyss the way the past buries its dead.

[indianasmith]

Someone needs to tell the folks at TRU-TV that reality and actuality are, in fact, the same thing.

[Saucerman]

I hope this upcoming short fiction anthology accepts my tale of Theodore Roosevelt's encounter with Bigfoot. 

[Dennis]

I just found out that my gas powered weed eater will cut through the vinyl siding on my garage very easily.

For some reason this reminded me of one of my daughter's friends, who shall remain nameless, we took him with us to the archery range and while there he, in all seriousness, asked the following question "If you shot one of these arrows at me would it pierce my skin?" I understand he works as an analyst for the Central Intelligence Agency, I find that kind of frightening.

[lester1/2jr]

 I feel vey safe knowing guys like that are protecting me from terrorism

[Cthulhu]

I'm going to watch Night of horror....wish me luck!

[Doggett]

I'm going to watch Night of horror....wish me luck!

Good luck !

[Leah]

I really hate the Ferrari F430-the 360 is much more better lookin'.

[indianasmith]

Trevor's underpants make my nostrils cry!