The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

I was sick of perspiring all the time so I shaved my head...I'm still perspiring...

[lester1/2jr]

electric or straight razor

[Mr. DS]

electric or straight razor

Electric with no attachments so I'm almost bald with a bit of a stubble.

[Sleepyskull]

I was sick of perspiring all the time so I shaved my head...I'm still perspiring...

[LilCerberus]

It's been over for 20 years, & I still get mad about the 15 years the American Public Education System stole from me.

[Jack]

I was sick of perspiring all the time so I shaved my head...I'm still perspiring...

I've been thinking about getting one of those clipper things and just setting it for 1" length and running it over my head.  My only worry is that I'd look really stupid    Sure would be quick and easy though.

[Raffine]

I go to the barber shop every few weeks and get a 'Number 5' electric razor cut. It leaves the hair about 1 1/2" long.

Best part is the barber shop is right next door to this great lunch place that has the best hotdogs and chocolate malts around.

[Doggett]

Why do petrol garages sell condoms behind the counter ?

Its too embarrassing to ask for them.

[Rev. Powell]

Why do petrol garages sell condoms behind the counter ?

Its too embarrassing to ask for them.

You should probably be more embarrassed if you had no reason to ask for them.

[3mnkids]

Quitting smoking is soooo freaking hard. I want one so bad.     Im not going to smoke! Im not going to smoke! Im not going to smoke! I feel better now. 

[Doggett]

Quitting smoking is soooo freaking hard. I want one so bad.     Im not going to smoke! Im not going to smoke! Im not going to smoke! I feel better now. 

Chew on a pencil. 

And Rev. when it comes to condoms, my girlfriend's the grown up who deals with that sort of thing. Its my birthday in a few weeks and I wanted to see if I was adult enough to ask for them without blushing (I am 22).
I wasn't.
My face goes bright red and I end up buying a packet of skittles instead.

They're too expensive anyway.
£4 for 30 seconds of fun.

[ER]

Isn't it kinda weird that Pabst beer is still bragging about a blue ribbon it won in 1893?

[BTM]

The more i hang around failbook.com, the more I begin to think that parents and their children should NOT be on Facebook together.

My mom has a Facebook page, have I friended her?  Heck no.  In fact, I've not even told her I HAVE a Facebook page...  Besides, I already know way to damn much about the stuff she and my stepdad do as is...

(shudders)

[Joe the Destroyer]

So... hot... outside... Dying...

[Rev. Powell]

And Rev. when it comes to condoms, my girlfriend's the grown up who deals with that sort of thing. Its my birthday in a few weeks and I wanted to see if I was adult enough to ask for them without blushing (I am 22).
I wasn't.
My face goes bright red and I end up buying a packet of skittles instead.

They're too expensive anyway.
£4 for 30 seconds of fun.

Quit bragging, Mr. Endurance!