The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

She just texted me.

She must've been busy recently...

Phew.

[Jack]

She just texted me.

She must've been busy recently...

Phew.

Yeah, sorry about that 

[Rev. Powell]

She just texted me.

She must've been busy recently...

Phew.

Yeah, sorry about that 

Wait... does this mean Dogget's girlfriend has been cheating on me with Jack? 

[ImaginaryFoot]

im glad she got in touch with you

[Doggett]

She just texted me.

She must've been busy recently...

Phew.

Yeah, sorry about that 

Wait... does this mean Dogget's girlfriend has been cheating on me with Jack? 

Well, now I feel a lot better about all that stuff I've been doin' with Jack's wife. 


Wait !
What did Rev say ?! 

[ImaginaryFoot]

One day while out drivin, i saw a group of people protesting littering. One guy had a handprinted sign that read- Protest Against Liter.  I got out of my car and asked him what he had against the metric system

[BTM]

So, I'm at the local Kroger with my friend (and I'm starting to wonder if I should re-evaluate that term) John when we're walking down the aisle, me in front of him, and he says, rather LOUDLY, "DUDE, you've got a big old BALD SPOT in the back of your head!"

Yeah, thanks John, I always like it when people loudly point out my flaws IN PUBLIC.

(sigh)

[ImaginaryFoot]

My oldest sister did the same thing to me at Waffle House about 2 years ago

[Doggett]

I just got spooked by a Christmas decoration. 

[ImaginaryFoot]

I just had one of my regular customers hand me 6 bucks and he said- Merry Christmas, buy yourself a 6 pack tonight

[ImaginaryFoot]

Who would win in an arm wrestling match:  Edward ScissorHands or Freddy Krueger?

[Jack]

My cell phone died so I exchanged it for a new one.  Go to the website to activate it, saying I want to replace my old phone with a new one so I can keep the same phone number.  It wants to know the serial number of my old phone.  Well how the hell should I know, I returned it to Walmart    And you absolutely, positively cannot continue without that number.

And as always, my computer is running some update or maintenance program, so it's going at 10% normal speed.

Ah, f*** it.

[Doggett]

I've just been watching Tron (1982) and you can see Pac Man on the bad guys map !

Its around the 43:30 mark. It even has the yellow dots that he eats and the wakka wakka noise ! 

[ImaginaryFoot]

I just heard my corgi mix Ginger barking in my back bedroom, which is kinda hard for her to do since she died in April 2009

[Couchtr26]

Have you ever had stomach discomfort for days?  Yeah, it sounds kind of mundane but ehhh, ahhh, not fun.