The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[diamondwaspvenom]

The first time I snorted coke, I almost drowned. 

[diamondwaspvenom]

It's good to be back in college. 

[Leah]

I had a mental breakdown Thursday- needless to say, I have a  bruise on my forehead and my door is broken.

Do you want to talk about it?

My dad is becoming that f**king prick called Sheldon He also doesn't give a rats ass about rinsing dishes before it goes into the dishwasher! needles to say, he's becoming a goddamn prick!

[Leah]

I am the Milkman, My milk is DELICIOUS!

[indianasmith]

Yorsty forgy murkelmuffin!

[Jack]

Getting my tooth pulled out wasn't all that bad.  Got there at 8:30, done my 9:00.  Hurt for a few hours afterwards, but the doctor prescribed me some pain pills.  Didn't even have to take one this morning.

I think the great tooth saga may have finally come to an end 

[Mr. DS]

Someone in my office is under the impression its Employee Appreciation Day at our workplace.   

[Cthulhu]

I hit my eye with my hair so bad, it teared up.
How the hell did I managed that, I don't know.

I cut the skin under my thumbnail on a pear. It was not ripe yet, so the fruit was very tough.

Wait..what?

[Sleepyskull]

I hit my eye with my hair so bad, it teared up.
How the hell did I managed that, I don't know.

I cut the skin under my thumbnail on a pear. It was not ripe yet, so the fruit was very tough.

Wait..what?

I was peeling the sticker off with my thumbnail and I accidentally scooped out a chunk of fruit, which being rock hard, sliced my skin!

[Cthulhu]

I hit my eye with my hair so bad, it teared up.
How the hell did I managed that, I don't know.

I cut the skin under my thumbnail on a pear. It was not ripe yet, so the fruit was very tough.

Wait..what?

I was peeling the sticker off with my thumbnail and I accidentally scooped out a chunk of fruit, which being rock hard, sliced my skin!

Wow...that must've sucked!

[Cthulhu]

Is there a person in your life that can set you into a psychotic rage just with half a sentence?
I have. I'm a peaceful man, but this person can make me SOOOOOOOOOO mad.

[Jack]

Beautiful day in Minnesota.  14 degrees and 20 mph wind.  A touch nippy 

[Paquita]

I hate when the cleaning people turn the lights off on me at work.  It's scary enough being alone.

[Rev. Powell]

Is there a person in your life that can set you

WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS! 

[Mr. DS]

I just blamed a terrible fart on my kids