The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Psycho Circus]

It's the F.A. cup final in Wembley today, 3pm (couldn't afford a ticket). My team is playing in their first final since 1981. I could explode with excitement, even though they may revert to type and screw it all up. I'm going to be very drunk either way...

[Mr. DS]

I guess I shouldn't sing the Immigrant Song at work on the weekend and assume no one is around.     Luckily the doctor who heard me is a cool guy and recognized it.   

[Psycho Circus]

It's the F.A. cup final in Wembley today, 3pm (couldn't afford a ticket). My team is playing in their first final since 1981. I could explode with excitement, even though they may revert to type and screw it all up. I'm going to be very drunk either way...

HELLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAHH!!!! We won!!    

[LilCerberus]

Some folks calls it a kengal, but I calls it a driving cap.

When indoors, with the sun no longer in my eyes, & not wanting to look like I'm hiding my face from the security cameras, but still not wanting to put my naked scalp on display for the whole world to see, I'll turn it around backwards. (Hay, it works with baseball caps!)

My friends mistake it for a beret, & can't resist complementing me on how well It look in a beret.

Being a compliment, I haven't the heart to tell them how sad it makes me feel, that they would think I'd stoop low enough to wear a brimless hat.

[BTM]

Crap... dunno if I'll be able to go to the Zombie walk this Saturday... down to $20 in my checking account and next payday isn't until Monday and I don't think I'll have the gas to do it and five days of work. 

[LilCerberus]

Went to buy a newspaper today. When the clerk handed me my change, I noticed she had those ridiculously long fingernails.
It got me thinking those movie demons, with the phony claws, which in turn got me wondering how it would look if the would was full of demons to which everyone was oblivious, which then got me wondering, "What if Satan somehow got stuck behind the counter at a convenience store?"

How about if somebody made a cheesy vampire flick, in which the climax occurs during a Halloween party, & everyone is saved by a nerdy guy who happened to show-up as "Disco Priest", complete with a really annoying, battery operated "Blinky Disco Cross."

[indianasmith]

Spent the whole day walking the river today.  Four arrowheads and a bunch of fossils, but nothing as good as I was hoping for!! Man I'm tired now!!

[Psycho Circus]

I wonder if I'll ever be able to use the term brinksmanship? (oh, just did)

[Jack]

Went to buy a newspaper today. When the clerk handed me my change, I noticed she had those ridiculously long fingernails.

A long time ago there was a woman at work who wore those.  I called them "Lee press-on talons".  She'd type with the ends of them, and every once in a while one would snap off and go flying across the room     Uy-yuy-yuy.

[Mr. DS]

My wife is on a selling spree...I better lock up my collectibles.

[LilCerberus]

Went to buy a newspaper today. When the clerk handed me my change, I noticed she had those ridiculously long fingernails.

A long time ago there was a woman at work who wore those.  I called them "Lee press-on talons".  She'd type with the ends of them, and every once in a while one would snap off and go flying across the room     Uy-yuy-yuy.

No, these were the real kind, three inches long, all curly like claws, with that intricate artwork...

[Psycho Circus]

I have not had sex for 6 months 

[Cthulhu]

I have not had sex for 6 months 

You think that's bad? The closest I've ever been to a vagina was 18 years ago.

[LilCerberus]

I have not had sex for 6 months 

You think that's bad? The closest I've ever been to a vagina was 18 years ago.

Thirty-three days to go, 'til I'm a Forty-ONE year old virgin...

[Mr. DS]

I had sex today...but probably won't for awhile.  Its just the way things rolls in my house.