The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

ER · January 26, 2018, 11:37:42 AM

I realize there is no way I can say this without sounding pervy, but ever been watching Star Wars and find yourself wondering if Vader's penis got burned off?

(Not that the thoughts ever crossed my mind....)

Alex · January 26, 2018, 11:40:59 AM

I am going to guess no, as his voice would have to have been done by one of the Bee Gee's rather than James Errol Jones.

LilCerberus · January 26, 2018, 11:41:37 AM

Quote from: ER on January 26, 2018, 11:37:42 AM
I realize there is no way I can say this without sounding pervy, but ever been watching Star Wars and find yourself wondering if Vader's penis got burned off?

Yes, when I was a kid, my friends & I liked to speculate on what that little door was for...

Alex · January 27, 2018, 06:35:14 AM

If you drew a penis on a vampires face while it was sleeping, they'd have no way of finding out about it.

Alex · January 27, 2018, 07:28:49 AM

In 'To Kill A Mockingbird" Harper Lee wrote "You never really understand a person until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."

And yet when I tried this very thing instead of being lauded for trying to understand my fellow humans more, the police got incredibly upset with me.

indianasmith · January 27, 2018, 11:01:13 AM

Chilling around the house this morning, then I have to get dressed and head out for a book signing.
Hope to have a good day!

ER · January 27, 2018, 04:03:28 PM

My husband just got an email from a Nigerian scammer so daft the letter still said 2013 across the top.

RCMerchant · January 27, 2018, 04:11:22 PM

Quote from: Dark Alex on January 27, 2018, 06:35:14 AM
If you drew a penis on a vampires face while it was sleeping, they'd have no way of finding out about it.

And yet Bela Lugosi's hair was perfect.

Alex · January 27, 2018, 05:15:22 PM

Kristi told me earlier that as she aged the first Queen Elizabeth banned mirrors from her presence and that the women who did her make up used to draw things on her face as she would never know about it.

Kristi is also raiding in Warcraft just now. I have music playing through my headset while I do some writing. Rob Zombie's cover of We're An American Band came on and I yelled "MORE COWBELL", just as Kristi pressed her push to talk button, so all the raiders in her guild got to hear me yelling it.

AoTFan · January 27, 2018, 08:33:16 PM

So, Taco Bell is apparently selling french fries now.

(insert Scanner's gif here)

ER · January 27, 2018, 11:27:16 PM

I have to get up for church in five and a half hours. If that doesn't get me into a better zip code in Heaven there is no justice in the multiverse. Goodnight, everyone. Sleep well and dream of Korean grandmothers.

AoTFan · January 28, 2018, 07:51:17 AM

Went to bed early yesterday (early for me anyway), slept in a little bit, felt tired all day, turn in to go to bed and BAM I'm wide awake for the entire night.

(sigh)

My sleep cycle hates me.

Alex · January 28, 2018, 07:53:31 AM

I want a sitcom where the villains from old 80's cartoons all now live together. A bit like the Golden Girls.

ER · January 28, 2018, 07:55:44 AM

It's the foggiest morning I've ever seen. Except for some others. Yeah, they were foggier. But this is still the foggiest morning I've ever seen.

Leah · January 28, 2018, 10:24:23 AM

My first public debut of my female persona went well!