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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Svengoolie 3

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What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one his there to hear it does Alex Jones still claim the tree was murdered by a liberal gay atheist communist Muslim conspiracy?

Why aren't there any great black sharks?

How did ahab know moby dick was male?


The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

I wonder if anyone in the history of BMDO has ever been the top poster in every single topic on the first page, so that one name would show up top to bottom? Hmmm.....
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Svengoolie 3

If evolution  isnct real does tat mean god deliberately makes antibiotic resistant bacteria?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2018, 08:51:31 PM
If evolution  isnct real does tat mean god deliberately makes antibiotic resistant bacteria?


I know you just like trolling us believers, but I'll answer anyway:  Evolution is one of the tools that God uses to shape and refine His creation.
I think man created antibiotic-resistant bacteria when he created and then over-prescribed antibiotics, giving resistance a chance to grow.
That's just one example of our ability to warp and distort what God has made.
After all, God made the dog.  Man twisted the dog into the Chihuahua!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Raffine

A couple of my relatives have been doing some intense family research. They found out yesterday my great great great grandmother was called 'Tutter Mary' and was feared by the community because it was believed she was a witch.

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

ER

Went and saw School of Rock done live on stage last night. Never saw the movie, didn't really want to see the stage version either and while I guess the production was good it was not my sort of show. It was just ridiculous. I was leaving in a blah mood for having just wasted time when outside I encountered a friend from school I hadn't seen in twenty years. That made me glad I went and turned the evening around.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 25, 2018, 08:32:26 PM
What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one his there to hear it does Alex Jones still claim the tree was murdered by a liberal gay atheist communist Muslim conspiracy?

Why aren't there any great black sharks?

How did ahab know moby dick was male?

"Tog say, big wind sound like Tog's brother, after eating lots of big hairy thing with long teeth."

Only if Alex is told about the tree by a Libertarian strait Buddhist Capitalist.

The Black sharks are too cool for just being 'great.'

Ahab and Moby Dick had a very strange personal relationship.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AoTFan

Despite what the song says, I've personally never heard anyone refer to oysters as "ersters".

AoTFan

Point one for the "Google vs Bing" debate... whenever I look up a local restaurant in Google, it's gives the HOURS the restaurant is open, not so Bing. 

Alex

Trying to summon up a deeply held position in a few hundred words is tough.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

"This fog is getting thicker - and Leon is getting larger!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

Never quite sure if I'm living life in 3d, or if I'm living life in stereo...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

316zombie

tornadoes and hurricanes sound like what they ARE , air elementals at play. sometimes in battle mode too. freight trains ain't got a patch on either, when it comes to loud, or scary. i like trains though, i may be biased.