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The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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316zombie

when the rev starts an alternate site, i'll help. i'm very patient with C&P work.  :cheers:

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

AoTFan

#18017
Here's a random thought: What if some guy carrying a baby walked into a police station and said he kidnapped the child but wanted to turn himself in.  Problem is, the couple he claims to have kidnapped the baby from have never HAD any children?

Be a neat writing prompt, I guess, but I frankly don't know where to take it from there.

(If anyone's curious, this popped into my head while I was re-reading Stephen King's Blaze.  I feel I need to add that just in case someone thinks about putting a phone call on me...)

Alex

In a time travelling twist the baby is a younger version of the kidnapper. The couple he kidnapped himself from are his own parents who haven't conceived him yet.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: AoTFan on April 05, 2018, 04:07:26 PM

Here's a random thought: What if some guy carrying a baby walked into a police station and said he kidnapped the child but wanted to turn himself in.  Problem is, the couple he claims to have kidnapped the baby from, have never HAD any children?

Be a neat writing prompt, I guess, but I frankly don't know where to take it from there.

(If anyone's curious, this popped into my head while I was re-reading Stephen King's Blaze.  I feel I need to add that just in case someone thinks about putting a phone call on me...)
Could he be time-shifted without realizing it, and has actually stolen their future baby?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

Cigarettes are just like hamsters: they are perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and set their other end on fire!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on April 05, 2018, 10:43:08 PM
Cigarettes are just like hamsters: they are perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and set their other end on fire!

:teddyr: :teddyr:

I smoked from 1984 to 2009, so I guess I am the hamster  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

AoTFan

#18022
According to my profile pic, I HAD one thousand, one hundred and eleven posts to this current Avatar.  (That's 1,111).  It was so hypnotizing to look at I almost didn't want to post anything ever again, but then I realized how silly I was being so, here's the streak breaker!  :)


Svengoolie 3

I wish someone would write a song called ''look at all the stupid people,  where do they all come from? ''
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

Couldn't find one with that title, but thought this might work instead.

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Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

claws

Why does youtube show me commercials of a Toilet bowl with Led Lights before my food videos? Why?

Alex

I'd put that down to a twisted sense of humour from its analytics.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

316zombie

i think i'm afraid to ask exactly where the lights are on the toilet...

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: 316zombie on April 11, 2018, 05:11:08 PM
i think i'm afraid to ask exactly where the lights are on the toilet...

http://youtu.be/9tfACMcxX5w

In all seriousness, LEDs in a toilet would make sense if they were UV LEDs that helped supress germ growth.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.