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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Svengoolie 3

In one of his anthologies Joe Haldeman, famous SF author, suggested cooking bacon in the nude. It taught you to keep the heat down and to make sure it didn't spatter.
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316zombie

a mentor of mine told me about that when i was in my teens, it's sound theory, lol! i don't advice DOING it, but it makes you think about what would happen if you did.

indianasmith

My old friend George Looney (RIP) used a similar sentiment as his tagline in the Arrowheadology Forum (also RIP) -

"Don't fry bacon nekkid!"
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Svengoolie 3

Krakengard, for when  you stink like a giant octopus!
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Svengoolie 3

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Quote from: chefzombie on June 23, 2019, 01:34:21 PM
a mentor of mine told me about that when i was in my teens, it's sound theory, lol! i don't advice DOING it, but it makes you think about what would happen if you did.

Joe haldeman is best know for writing the forever war, a novel that should be done  as a movie or even a miniseries on SFC.

Here's his exact words.

In the introduction to a story called Summer's Lease in a short story collection called Infinite Dreams, Joe Haldeman wrote:

...an infallible method for cooking perfect bacon every time. Cook it in the nude. This trains you to keep the heat down so it won't stick or splatter, and it can't burn.

If anyone here tries you can tell us about how it worked,  and even show pictures OF THE BACON.  But please, no pics of the cooking,  DEAR GHAWD PLEASE NO PICS OF THE COOKING!!!!
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.


claws

#19043
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 23, 2019, 11:23:44 PM
GHAWD

Online spell checker is your friend  :tongueout:

Alex

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yeah no.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: claws on June 24, 2019, 03:13:27 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 23, 2019, 11:23:44 PM
GHAWD

Online spell checker is your friend  :tongueout:

SIGH. That is a way of using a common expression without claiming any religious context from it.
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claws

I'm aware, but isn't it gawd, without the "h"? Google has nothing on ghawd  :wink:

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: claws on June 24, 2019, 11:07:13 AM
I'm aware, but isn't it gawd, without the "h"? Google has nothing on ghawd  :wink:

Some people do that.

BTW I use bing.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=ghawd&pc=MOZI&form=MOZTSB
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