"Orca" Haiku

[Andrew]

++You stupid human++
++I can think and I can jump++
++You can't even swim++

[Gerry]

Bo Derek meets whale
Can you be a one-legged 10?
There goes the catwalk.

[Mr. DS]

Whale father in pain
Says bye whale fetus and wife
Hello pure carnage

[TheDope]

Giant killer whale
Sees his family get killed,
Eats a bunch of hams.

[hdj]

The deadly black and white
It will come up and bite
The whalers will pay
Orca will find you night or day
Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour

[Patient7]

The deadly black and white
It will come up and bite
The whalers will pay
Orca will find you night or day
Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your face.

[hdjanks]

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else

[Patient7]

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else

A revision to my earlier haiku

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your throat.

[hdjanks]

I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else

A revision to my earlier haiku

That's not haiku.
How dare you say that it is.
I should punch your throat.

yeah real cute , I'm sure your boyfriends really like this tender haiku side of you

[Patient7]

Congratulations, you have unlocked crazy Patient7, enjoy your lowered karma.

[Andrew]

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

[Patient7]

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

[Andrew]

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

On this forum that is the rule.  I hope that I am being clear enough for you.

[Patient7]

Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.

However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat.  Common courtesy.

I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

On this forum that is the rule.  I hope that I am being clear enough for you.

You are, Webmaster Andrew

[Flangepart]

Newbies have a tiff.
Andrew sets them on the path.
let them get a clue.