superman

[Jay the Magnificent]

superman has to find other dwellings when the Fortress of Solitude is being fumigated

[soylentgreen]

"Hit the road!"...HMPH... tell me to hit the road.......Who the hell is that Dalton anyway?  I was the best bouncer that skankpalace had...tell me to take a hike!...  And the hell with Jeff Healey too!

[Justy]

Richard Pryor? Richard Freakin Pryor!! Why in the hell did I let Lester talk me into this crapfest?

[TheDope]

BARTENDER - (to customers) Whatever you guys do, do not mention the name...Wonder Woman...
SUPERMAN - WHAT WAS THAT??!!
BARTENDER - Nothing, Supes!  Nothing, I swear!

[AndyC]

"You better believe the men's room's out of order. Mr. Longjohns over there puked and blew out half the wall."

[D-Man]

"I wish Bryan Singer were here now...so I could smash this bottle over his f**kin' head..."

[Inferno]

When Superman breifly lost his powers, he never told anyone and used his influence to get free booze.

[AndyC]

"He got all huffy when I asked how he can stand up to nuclear weapons, but a bottle of whiskey will knock him on his butt"

[Terf]

What? Some evil genius has 47 nuclear devices all aimed at the center of Washington D.C., the home of liberty and justice?! MAN, get the h@(( outta my face! I'm on break...go get Gene Hackman's autograph or sumtin...