Jean-luc

[trekgeezer]

"In the 24th Century advances in medicine will cure many of today's common ailments. Regrettably, constipation doesn't appear to be one of them."

[AndyC]

"Yes Q, that was very good. You wouldn't send me to the cornfield, would you?"

[Ash]

"Dirty mouth?  Try Orbit gum!"

[AndyC]

"Ata, at's ot oothaste, is azy oo"

[Texdar]

CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!

[AndyC]

This is from the episode where a transporter malfunction causes the captain to slowly transform into John Denver.

[Inferno]

A rare shot of a constipated Picard

[sideorderofninjas]

For the last time, I'm not the waiter for International Coffees!!!!

[D-Man]

*Thinking to himself * "Just keep smiling...someday you're gonna get X-men out of this..."
"But then there's "Insurrection"...and "Nemesis"!  Dear god, why did I agree to this?"

[Alex Undead]

Short on cash and in need of a job, Jean-Luc tries out for the part of Enzyte's new mascot.

[Terf]

I - who slightly resemble Ben Kingsly - will now perform something he has never done in a movie. "smiles"

[retrorussell]

Dear God!  This is going to be the biggest Captain's Log EVER!  GRRRAAAARRRGGHHH!!!