Crimen Ferpecto (2004)

[Neville]

[Inferno]

Holy crap! That severed head is only $5 AND it has part of a golf club through it! Now that's a deal!

[Sister Grace]

Damn, I thought I asked for pie...

[TheDope]

No, I don't want a head on my drink!

[Dennis]

So, are ya headin' out ?

[trekgeezer]

"Hmmm, now that's something you don't see everyday."

[AndyC]

"Larry Fine rising from the grave? Not on my watch."

[SynapticBoomstick]

"You're having tea in a Macy's and you want to know what I'm doing here?

[Mr. DS]

I guess they have a pretty strict mandatory tipping policy in this place.

[Terf]

"So, good-lookin', you come here often?"

Or

"Looks like SOME angry golfer wanted to beat his club against something besides a tree..."

Or

"My goodness, that green, slightly-moldy severed head seems to be running up QUITE the bar tab. (speaking to him) You know, mate, you CAN'T drink your problems away forever. One of these days, you're going to have to face up to whatever is causing you such emotional distress..."

"Hmm, let's see: I had my whole lower portion hacked off, the jerk jammed a pitching wedge through my fragmented skull, and - worst of all - MY #$%^&*@ NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!!! so I THINK I have some right to try to get SOME happiness out of life!"

[Yaddo 42]

Say pal, you mind not lookin' at me while I try to enjoy my coffee, oh, never mind.

And karma to Neville for picking a scene from this Spanish comedy that I loved.

[sideorderofninjas]

It's nice to fine such a good listener...

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I wonder what they'll give me if I ask for a White Russian..."

[BlackAngel75]

Guy on the right:  So... your wife left you for good this time.

[Justy]

I hate these progressive artsy coffee bars. I never understand any this stuff.