Million Monkey Theater: If Looks Could Kill (1991)

[Kooshmeister]

http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/IfLooksCouldKill.html

First off, I know I posted a short (all things considered, anyway) review of this film on here before, and, indeed, normally I just post my review(s) with or without accompanying screenshots right here in the forum, but today I wanted to try something a little different. My good friend Nathan over at Million Monkey Theater has been accepting my extremely detailed recaps of movies for some time, and the latest (leaving aside an episode of Bucky O'Hare) is a Jabootu/Agony Booth-length recap of If Looks Could Kill, originally intended for the latter site.

This review represents about three months' worth of work on my part; since this movie isn't on DVD I had to recap it by watching a little bit of the VHS tape, then writing some on my computer, then going back and watching more, etc. The screenshots are courtesy of two other dear friends who were able to get decent quality versions of the film (burned to DVD and swiped from Bit Torrent respectively) to use for screen captures. Anyway I hope you all enjoy this, my magnum opus of recaps, and beware, those of you who hate gargantuan recaps; this puppy is big.

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

I'm glad this review saw the light of day, I remember watching the film as a kid during its numerous showings on HBO and Cinemax.